Darling fuckers, There is wonderful news, and that is that on Friday, just five and a half years after we became the primaballerinaWonkette, we shall pay off the final installment of the $47 and a sandwich we borrowed from Ken Layne to buy this joint. Beginning January 1, we shall use the globs of peanut butter and/or egg salad we had been paying Layne to instead purchase health insurance for the staff, who won't have to get fucked by Red State Obamacare Sabotage any longer! Aren't you happy for us all!!! Aren't you going to comment in the strange netherworld below this post about FUCK YOU WONKETTE I AINT GOT NO INSURANCE WHY SHOULD YOU HAVE INSURANCE
Pants? Definitely not of our ilk.
which one 'down below'?
I think Dok banhammered the loon. Tune in on Sunday, because this guy is DSFB gold.
Add a carbide coating for durability, and it's a sure-fire winner.
I lerrve me my Wonkette Sundays.
As long as you have people skills!
Sorry, Rebecca but the dad burn Gum'mint and my former employer is a fightin' 'gin me saying I'm an awful person not deserving the moneys....
But hell with it, I'm sending you a picture of the guy buried in Grant's tomb anyways. https://www.marshu.com/arti...
Wish me luck on my appeal. π
Thanks for the walkthrough - I tried it, but it didn't work for me ...
Actually, nothing worked for me, as my subscription is apparently so old it predates computerized record-keeping at Wonkette.
For those in my situation, an email to Rebecca got things rolling into the digital age!
Poor people with no refrigeration who had to sell the rest of the pig.
Blocked and flagged
What on earth is wrong with you? Are you really drunk? Alone? Why do you think it's okay to parachute in here and be so fucking rude?
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you're adorable
Nobody. Asked. You. To. Come. Here. Nobody. Whatever. Problems. You. Have. Are. Not. Our. Problems. You. Are. The Person. Who. Has. Chosen. To. Make. An. Ass. Of. Yourself. Publically.
Good night!
Are you really saying that this is your realm?
I'm going to wait until our resident doctor of rhetoric and composition weighs in on the validity of putting the noun before the adjective.