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SDGeoff3's avatar

Pants? Definitely not of our ilk.

Mpeg's avatar

which one 'down below'?

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I think Dok banhammered the loon. Tune in on Sunday, because this guy is DSFB gold.

SDGeoff3's avatar

I lerrve me my Wonkette Sundays.

Naytch's avatar

As long as you have people skills!

Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

Sorry, Rebecca but the dad burn Gum'mint and my former employer is a fightin' 'gin me saying I'm an awful person not deserving the moneys....

But hell with it, I'm sending you a picture of the guy buried in Grant's tomb anyways. https://www.marshu.com/arti...

Wish me luck on my appeal. πŸ˜‡

BeachLoafer's avatar

Thanks for the walkthrough - I tried it, but it didn't work for me ...

Actually, nothing worked for me, as my subscription is apparently so old it predates computerized record-keeping at Wonkette.

For those in my situation, an email to Rebecca got things rolling into the digital age!

malsperanza's avatar

Poor people with no refrigeration who had to sell the rest of the pig.

WomanInThePersistence's avatar

What on earth is wrong with you? Are you really drunk? Alone? Why do you think it's okay to parachute in here and be so fucking rude?

WomanInThePersistence's avatar

Nobody. Asked. You. To. Come. Here. Nobody. Whatever. Problems. You. Have. Are. Not. Our. Problems. You. Are. The Person. Who. Has. Chosen. To. Make. An. Ass. Of. Yourself. Publically.

WomanInThePersistence's avatar

Are you really saying that this is your realm?

Ill-Advised's avatar

I'm going to wait until our resident doctor of rhetoric and composition weighs in on the validity of putting the noun before the adjective.