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SDGeoff3's avatar

Pants? Definitely not of our ilk.

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Mpeg's avatar

which one 'down below'?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think Dok banhammered the loon. Tune in on Sunday, because this guy is DSFB gold.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Add a carbide coating for durability, and it's a sure-fire winner.

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SDGeoff3's avatar

I lerrve me my Wonkette Sundays.

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Naytch's avatar

As long as you have people skills!

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

Sorry, Rebecca but the dad burn Gum'mint and my former employer is a fightin' 'gin me saying I'm an awful person not deserving the moneys....

But hell with it, I'm sending you a picture of the guy buried in Grant's tomb anyways. https://www.marshu.com/arti...

Wish me luck on my appeal. 😇

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BeachLoafer's avatar

Thanks for the walkthrough - I tried it, but it didn't work for me ...

Actually, nothing worked for me, as my subscription is apparently so old it predates computerized record-keeping at Wonkette.

For those in my situation, an email to Rebecca got things rolling into the digital age!

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malsperanza's avatar

Poor people with no refrigeration who had to sell the rest of the pig.

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Blocked and flagged

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WomanInThePersistence's avatar

What on earth is wrong with you? Are you really drunk? Alone? Why do you think it's okay to parachute in here and be so fucking rude?

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WomanInThePersistence's avatar

Nobody. Asked. You. To. Come. Here. Nobody. Whatever. Problems. You. Have. Are. Not. Our. Problems. You. Are. The Person. Who. Has. Chosen. To. Make. An. Ass. Of. Yourself. Publically.

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SomeBigRedDog's avatar

Good night!

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WomanInThePersistence's avatar

Are you really saying that this is your realm?

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Ill-Advised's avatar

I'm going to wait until our resident doctor of rhetoric and composition weighs in on the validity of putting the noun before the adjective.

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