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SullivanSt's avatar

They sure <em>whine</em> like people.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What the hell is that thing and where do I get one?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Eyeless shrimp?

Martin Short went blind?

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chascates's avatar

Tony Hayward finally got his life back. When can we have our unsullied Gulf of Mexico back?

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bobbert's avatar

Upfist purely for "toluene gumbo".

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bobbert's avatar

ELEVEN AMERICANS!!!!!!

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bobbert's avatar

Now <i>that</i> is a Big Fucking Wheel.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

"He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people." Who was that written about? Tony Hayward? Nah, didn't do any town-burning.

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Fartknocker's avatar

BP is spending boo-koo bucks on tee-vee commercials where I live having 4 talking heads from the Gulf Coast states telling us everything is awesome and come on down to Louisiana and enjoy some eyeless shrimp and some tolune gumbo. BP can go fuck themselves because I am of the opinion this preventable disaster is still on-going.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Does that $21 billion come with an apology? I mean a really nice apology if you know what I mean. And I also mean everyone around the Gulf gets one of these "apologies".

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schmannity's avatar

Cornwallis has the last laugh.

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diogenez's avatar

A steady diet of eyeless shrimp could boost IQ scores across the region...

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