So eleven people are dead. And also more than 8,000 birds, sea turtles, and marine mammals were found injured or dead. And there are over 200 miles of coastland that are still saturated with oil . AND NEVAR FORGET THE EYELESS SHRIMP! Big deal, who cares, let's not cry over spilled milk, and let's CERTAINLY not blame BP or ask them to pay for the damage they've caused. That would be silly, you guys. Don't be silly. And hundreds of miles of damaged coastline, thousands of dead animals,
"He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people." Who was that written about? Tony Hayward? Nah, didn't do any town-burning.
BP is spending boo-koo bucks on tee-vee commercials where I live having 4 talking heads from the Gulf Coast states telling us everything is awesome and come on down to Louisiana and enjoy some eyeless shrimp and some tolune gumbo. BP can go fuck themselves because I am of the opinion this preventable disaster is still on-going.
Does that $21 billion come with an apology? I mean a really nice apology if you know what I mean. And I also mean everyone around the Gulf gets one of these "apologies".
They sure <em>whine</em> like people.
What the hell is that thing and where do I get one?
Eyeless shrimp?
Martin Short went blind?
Tony Hayward finally got his life back. When can we have our unsullied Gulf of Mexico back?
Upfist purely for &quot;toluene gumbo&quot;.
ELEVEN AMERICANS!!!!!!
Now <i>that</i> is a Big Fucking Wheel.
&quot;He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.&quot; Who was that written about? Tony Hayward? Nah, didn&#039;t do any town-burning.
BP is spending boo-koo bucks on tee-vee commercials where I live having 4 talking heads from the Gulf Coast states telling us everything is awesome and come on down to Louisiana and enjoy some eyeless shrimp and some tolune gumbo. BP can go fuck themselves because I am of the opinion this preventable disaster is still on-going.
Does that $21 billion come with an apology? I mean a really nice apology if you know what I mean. And I also mean everyone around the Gulf gets one of these &quot;apologies&quot;.
Cornwallis has the last laugh.
A steady diet of eyeless shrimp could boost IQ scores across the region...