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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

You could have a profitable second career as a branding consultant to strip clubs.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

But he's in hot water now with the baggers for putting Cat'licky Mariolitry things on his Fessesbook page.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I'm getting more of a Daisy's great-aunt Drusilla Duke vibe.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Although it's a Queymoy voting district but I wouldn't Matsu much of it. If I were Perry, I'd just kick back and Taiwan on.

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

Oh, wow, just look at all the green on that map! Clearly, there is no problem with pay inequality in the US. (Also, Washington isn't labeled on that map. Coincidence, or CONSPIRACY?)

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Zyxomma's avatar

With any luck, pRick will be imprisoned soon.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

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frrolfe's avatar

Upharsin yourself! (sorry, couldn't resist, no offense meant.)

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Marie Watkins Crocker's avatar

We sing "I am so smart - S - M - R - T" in our house when we do something particularly smrt.

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Nope. Santorum didn't get the memo either.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I'm not even sure Bush remembers himself kindly. Jesus, that guy was a total loser.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

None taken.

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dshwa's avatar

Bobby would like a word with you...

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Mickey Donovan's avatar

And quitters never wein.

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Zyxomma's avatar

All of which turned out to be salt and pepper.

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Zyxomma's avatar

WHEN is he going to prison already?

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