Hey, why is Rick Perry's purty mouth still flapping on our television screens? Didn't we already write the RIP for his presidential Hopes-n-Dreams, on account of how he is all out of dollars American? We did! But it would seem his campaign staff forgot to tell him it's time to say bye-bye. Maybe because he has stopped paying all of them. No worries, though, Perry says he'll get to that eventually:
Oh, wow, just look at all the green on that map! Clearly, there is no problem with pay inequality in the US. (Also, Washington isn't labeled on that map. Coincidence, or CONSPIRACY?)
This is Rick. At age 65, he is a happy, hopeful candidate. But often, he goes to bed without somebody shoveling dollars at him. Won't you help? For only $2 million, you can fund his campaign for a whole day, two days if he keeps stiffing his employees. That's less than the cost of 125,001 Wonkette coffee mugs. With your assistance, he can grow up to be a big boy candidate. And so many candidates need your help now. Five million, ten million, one hundred million, no sum is too small. You will receive a personal letter from your candidate, asking for more money. Please help now. Send your contribution to:
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You could have a profitable second career as a branding consultant to strip clubs.
But he's in hot water now with the baggers for putting Cat'licky Mariolitry things on his Fessesbook page.
I'm getting more of a Daisy's great-aunt Drusilla Duke vibe.
Although it's a Queymoy voting district but I wouldn't Matsu much of it. If I were Perry, I'd just kick back and Taiwan on.
Oh, wow, just look at all the green on that map! Clearly, there is no problem with pay inequality in the US. (Also, Washington isn't labeled on that map. Coincidence, or CONSPIRACY?)
With any luck, pRick will be imprisoned soon.
This is Rick. At age 65, he is a happy, hopeful candidate. But often, he goes to bed without somebody shoveling dollars at him. Won't you help? For only $2 million, you can fund his campaign for a whole day, two days if he keeps stiffing his employees. That's less than the cost of 125,001 Wonkette coffee mugs. With your assistance, he can grow up to be a big boy candidate. And so many candidates need your help now. Five million, ten million, one hundred million, no sum is too small. You will receive a personal letter from your candidate, asking for more money. Please help now. Send your contribution to:
Save the CandidatesBox 666Quiet Rooms, Cayman Islands
Upharsin yourself! (sorry, couldn't resist, no offense meant.)
We sing "I am so smart - S - M - R - T" in our house when we do something particularly smrt.
Nope. Santorum didn't get the memo either.
I'm not even sure Bush remembers himself kindly. Jesus, that guy was a total loser.
None taken.
Bobby would like a word with you...
And quitters never wein.
All of which turned out to be salt and pepper.
WHEN is he going to prison already?