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Frankly, I don't understand it now. Making the words unintelligible wouldn't really change anything.

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You still use linen handkerchiefs? Well, lah-di-dah. I'm not sure I approve of my Wonkette subscription going to fund such extravagance, when paper towels from your workplace or bar restroom work fine. If you use the Edtrix's pittance to buy beer to cry in, I'm fine with supporting that.

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So true. So true.

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Will there be spanking?

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dear congressional Dems- kinda shut the Fuck up- you're winning

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lol, I've worked with those guys, they're hysterical.

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This man is NOT a hoopy frood.

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At least <i>someone</i> is thinking of them.

Have you noticed that the slash-and-burn Republicans suddenly see value in everything* the government does? ________________________________ * except one thing

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his constituents Cheer him on

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we need to Wisk him away with impeachment

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Momma's boys?

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Brilliant ! The comments section was pretty cool too. People jumped all over the conservatroll.

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Molly Ringworm was great in the Breakfast Club

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...if the gym closes there will be sudden drop in post on the "Anonymous Encounters" section of Craigslist

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Does Sharia creep about like the law?

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for once I agree with the teabigots- if muslins are anything like cats I don't want them creeping anywhere near me

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