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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Frankly, I don't understand it now. Making the words unintelligible wouldn't really change anything.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

You still use linen handkerchiefs? Well, lah-di-dah. I'm not sure I approve of my Wonkette subscription going to fund such extravagance, when paper towels from your workplace or bar restroom work fine. If you use the Edtrix's pittance to buy beer to cry in, I'm fine with supporting that.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

So true. So true.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Will there be spanking?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

dear congressional Dems- kinda shut the Fuck up- you're winning

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

lol, I've worked with those guys, they're hysterical.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

This man is NOT a hoopy frood.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

At least <i>someone</i> is thinking of them.

Have you noticed that the slash-and-burn Republicans suddenly see value in everything* the government does? ________________________________ * except one thing

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

his constituents Cheer him on

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

we need to Wisk him away with impeachment

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Momma's boys?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Brilliant ! The comments section was pretty cool too. People jumped all over the conservatroll.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Molly Ringworm was great in the Breakfast Club

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...if the gym closes there will be sudden drop in post on the "Anonymous Encounters" section of Craigslist

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schmannity's avatar

Does Sharia creep about like the law?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

for once I agree with the teabigots- if muslins are anything like cats I don't want them creeping anywhere near me

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