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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

It will be worth all the sacrifice to his vulgar ego if he never makes another pizza again.

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Napoleon Marsupial's avatar

No solar on that place?? Idiocy!

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Mighty Little Dog's avatar

We been demonized! Funny, I don’t feel demonic in the least.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

If anybody wants to offer me a fake Texas château, sorry. I wouldn't take it as a gift.

They have tons of real châteaux in France.

They are expensive to maintain, to cool, to heat, to keep the toilets going, you name it.

As much as the French government would like to preserve them, the economics of the situation would bring about another Revolution and, anyhow, they want to prevent Notre Dame from collapsing, which as going to cost a chunk of Euro change.

And, of course, there are many faux châteaux from the 19th and 20th centuries which are almost as tasteless as Sieur La Pierre's proposed digs, also falling into ruins for the same reason.

I do look forward to seeing this scam collapse, as everyone involved is a crook and an idiot.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The kiddie pool in front of the second to left window is a nice touch.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Château Cheeto, anybody?

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Queen Méabh's avatar

The thing about this story that I find totally inconceivable is that ANYONE would want to live in Dallas.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The only answer to a bad guy with a gun and a multi-million dollar château boondoggle is a good State Attorney General with a subpoena.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Of course, that must be it.

The house is only worth a thousand bucks and the rest of the deal is...

Russian money laundering?

That may be, mathematically, closer to the truth.

I can only gaze in wonder at an organization in which Oliver North gets the bum's rush for being too honest.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Not to worry.

Melania will let you acquire last year's Satanic Ritual Christmas decorations at a steep discount.

The previous year's Sanguinary Butchering theme? Cheaper yet.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Or a genderfluid sibling of parent day?BTW, Happy Gay Uncle Day, George. We all love you.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Don't go back to Rockville.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

You scare me.

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