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Pauly2coffees's avatar

Prison should give him plenty of time to look for that bible verse.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. When I and a hundreds of Manhattanites were called as potential jurors at the trial of Harvey Weinstein, on the second day, the courtroom was so packed that several of us, including me, were seated in the jury box. Thus I was no more than 12 feet from the table where he doddered in on his walker and sat with his attorneys. The first day had been devoted to people who had in one way or another encountered him professionally telling the judge about that. On that second day, we got a very long questionnaire, and had to fill it out before being dismissed for the day. I knew I would be excused as a survivor of both domestic violence and rape. I was indeed excused the next day.

It's my surmise that Brand used a condom for vaginal sex to prevent a pregnancy, which could be very expensive for someone like him. The anal rape does not surprise me, because that's not how women get pregnant. Megyn Kelly is welcome to fuck off into the sun, there to die in a fire.

SayItWithWookies's avatar

***Brand and his defenders have claimed that the sexual assault charges are less about him anally raping a woman than they are about punishing him for being a conservative.***

Sure -- when it comes to punishing people for being conservative, it makes perfect sense to skip past Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson -- who’ve caused real harm to Britain -- and attack the washed-up comedian. In a plot that requires multiple people to perjure themselves, if it really was persecution. Well -- if they're attacking useless hacks craving their old spotlight, then maybe Megyn is next.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Ugh, if I can't tell who is actually upvoting me, how will I know who should be rewarded when I achieve ultimate authority?

Mavenmaven's avatar

OT: these people will attempt to destroy America as much as possible before they are stopped, in this case again over bipartisan opposition.

The Supreme Court on Monday allowed the Trump administration to continue construction of a wall along the southern border in the Big Bend region of southwest Texas, including within a national park...

...Plans for construction in Big Bend National Park have drawn strong bipartisan opposition in Texas, uniting environmentalists and ranchers in the remote desert region.

The park, described by the National Park Service as “a geological marvel evidenced in sea fossils and dinosaur bones” and “a place where you can still hear the whispers of pioneers, ranchers, miners and Native Americans,” is named for a sweeping curve in the Rio Grande along the U.S.-Mexico border.

Critics have raised concerns that a border wall would alter the landscape, cutting off river access, threatening crops and cattle, and interfering with the largest dark sky reserve on Earth.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/11/09/us/politics/supreme-court-border-wall-trump.html?smid=nytcore-android-share

LOU LOU's avatar
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For all the people that didn’t know it is against the law to have anal sex without consent, you can thank Russell Brand for making it common knowledge.

Tiffany in Houston's avatar

The only thing good I've ever heard from Russell Brand is when he once said that it was nice that Americans elected George W Bush but the British wouldn't trust him with a pair of scissors.

Cogswell's avatar

To be honest, I never even heard of him until the rape charges came out.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Boebert loses Colorado - 04. Guess she rubbed some people the wrong way.

SethTriggs's avatar

They paid this asshole Kelly over $50 to go away, didn't they?

Just a fount of awful people, especially on Temu Blofeld's hellsite, asking really stupidly credulous questions like that..

Mysterysurf's avatar

OT: Blanche threatens to prosecute Democrats investigating Trump. Bless his heart.

Cogswell's avatar

Is he trying to get Congress to impeach him first instead of Kegsbreath? Because I'm all in on that. Shoot that shit straight into my veins.

SethTriggs's avatar

Bold strategy. Let's see if it pays off for him!

Edith Prickly's avatar

Whatever, Todd. Keep running your pissflaps.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Prosecute them for what?

Snarfyguy's avatar

"We'll see about that!"

SethTriggs's avatar

A bad law thingy.

swmnguy's avatar

That's where he started getting all vague and trailed off. For crimes, you know. If there were crimes, he'd prosecute them. Hummina, hummina peas-and-carrots peas-and-carrots harrumph.

Richard S's avatar

Being Democrats, obvs.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

It's almost like rightist conservatism is a mostly inconsistent and incoherent proposition beyond the acquisitiveness, privilege guarding, and domination...

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

O/T, but here is what captain Dipshit said about the Strait of Hormuz:

President Trump on Sunday called the U.S. naval blockade in the Strait of Hormuz “history’s greatest” as he mulls further strikes after the midterms.

“Task Force Iron Gate is in full force and effect in the Islamic Republic of Iran,” Trump wrote on Truth Social, referring to the recently formed 20-member staff formed by U.S. Central Command (Centcom) Adm. Brad Cooper and tasked with “preventing the movement of advanced weapons systems, dual-use technologies, sanctioned materials, and illegal revenue streams across Iran’s land borders and the Caspian Sea.”

Trump said that coupled “with history’s greatest Naval Blockade, very little gets into, or out of, Iran!”

I think the pigeon just shit all over the chessboard.

SethTriggs's avatar

I guess the Straits of Schrödinger are currently closedopen!

swmnguy's avatar

It's just like Trafalgar, except without all the winning and cannonballs and decisive turns of events.

Tammy Scumbag's avatar

“In full force and effect” 🙄🖕

Is he the President of the United States or Bel Biv Devoe in 1991?

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

What does one say about women who would willingly sacrifice the welfare of other women for the sake of preserving a predatory patriarchy and social order that should have long been tossed on the dustbin of history? Nothing printable probably.

SethTriggs's avatar

Every group has quislings!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

The less the better, and if you have to say anything, make it punch a core wound.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Bint. I think the word is Bint.

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Loving the British angle honestly!

VaselineHabits's avatar

Well behaved women rarely make history

Yopi's avatar

I’m so sorry.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Performative meltdowns against what should fairly happen in life and the world seem to be stacking up.

Has there been a re-alignment of the Force that re-establishes order in the universe rewarding the good ? . . .

Daniel's avatar

A ten year sentence for Russell Brand is normally just one of his standup shows.