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La Guerra del Fracking = "The War on America's Energy"

New Fucks Gnus meme, coming right up, just as soon as Koch Industries pays for it.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

That's a nice pope you got there. Be a shame if something was to happen to him. - The Koch Brothers

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

That insulting his mother bit? That's the delightful new pope saying that,while killing cartoonists is frightfully rude, really, what did they expect?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Hablo espanol muy good. So bite-o me-o.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Taco burrito chimichanga huevos rancheros. (I only speak mexican food.)

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diogenez's avatar

Turning water into fire is the work of SATAN.

Obviously.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Hey, you also speak Greek! Put 'em there-o!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Way back in Ms. Peaches' days, Skittles were associated with much nicer things than George Zimmerman.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>by making it sound as boring as possible.</i>

Energy companies to roll out their new Pawlenty extraction technique.

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marxalot's avatar

The unfortunate consensus in some places seems to be "talk shit, get hit," when you'd rather expect it to be "turn the other cheek," or even "get the fuck over it."

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Lot_49's avatar

Collateral damage may be expected. Mistakes were made. This procedure may cause the patient to experience some discomfort.

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Lot_49's avatar

We can't let <strike>women's rights</strike> the perfect be the enemy of the marginally not-so-bad-as-before.

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