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"This Pope smiles". Benedict did too, but when he did he looked as if he had just swallowed the souls of the innocent.

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Worst Mean Girls remake evah.

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I think a lot of bishops are looking into the whole process of getting their own "antipope." To Avignon!

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What a ridiculous credendum. I hope he gives them a succor punch right to the scapula.

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New Pope better have a better security team than the Secret Service. I'm just sayin'.

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Only during the seventh inning stretch, or the post-communion rush.

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“covering up for sex crimes by priests."

The reference to leading a double life is almost certainly about this. Should the Pope say so explicitly? Does a bear shit in the woods?

But it's still a very good start. I love the attack on curial brown-nosing and competition over finery. Time to rewatch the papal fashion show scene from Fellini's Roma.

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You'll love Cardinal Burke: <a href="http://www.stpeterslist.com..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.stpeterslist.com/5111/cardinal-burke-1...">http://www.stpeterslist.com...

Me, I covet a galero. One can never have too many huge tassels: <a href="http://www.badnewsaboutchri..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.badnewsaboutchristianity.com/pics_04/c...">http://www.badnewsaboutchri...

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Well, he did start as a Jesuit. They should be grateful he didn't entrap them with his Jesuit logic and all those double meaning words.

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I think they all hated each other so much they just defaulted to him.

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"Ite, missa est. Motherfuckers."

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