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thewitchqueen74's avatar

Oh my god...that would have been kickass.

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Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

Eh if my grandmother had lived long enough, I would probably be a completely different person. She reeeeeally wanted me to be Miss America. So much so, she put it in my birth announcement.

I could have been one of Tebow's beards!

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Francis is opposed to Youth-in-Asia, because he is pro-life.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Available with Amazon Primus Pontiff.

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LadyLaz's avatar

"Hi, wonketteers, I am the hell spawn Lady Lazarus. I am a recovering Enya fan. I admit, I bought one album, possibly two. And I might have inhaled. I blame Steve Martin....

Am I damned into Pope Land?"

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LadyLaz's avatar

And here's to you, mr.Francis, heaven holds a place for those who paaaaayyy.

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LadyLaz's avatar

I heart archer

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bobbert's avatar

The inhaling explains a lot.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Theoretically, we could blame it on Eydie Gormé but nobody of my generation could do such a thing.

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bobbert's avatar

I'm inclined to think the instrumentation would be a pretty big tell, but I'm intrigued by your vodka slammer forfeits.

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Querolous's avatar

CSN!

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Badger33's avatar

So, Pope Francis raps?

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marxalot's avatar

The number of people who believed that "the Logical Song" was by Rush argue against that.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

He mitre might not.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Pope My Ride

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BadKitty904's avatar

Perhaps we should blame this on the bossa nova.

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