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thewitchqueen74's avatar

Oh my god...that would have been kickass.

Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

Eh if my grandmother had lived long enough, I would probably be a completely different person. She reeeeeally wanted me to be Miss America. So much so, she put it in my birth announcement.

I could have been one of Tebow's beards!

Spurning Beer's avatar

Francis is opposed to Youth-in-Asia, because he is pro-life.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

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LadyLaz's avatar

"Hi, wonketteers, I am the hell spawn Lady Lazarus. I am a recovering Enya fan. I admit, I bought one album, possibly two. And I might have inhaled. I blame Steve Martin....

Am I damned into Pope Land?"

LadyLaz's avatar

And here's to you, mr.Francis, heaven holds a place for those who paaaaayyy.

bobbert's avatar

The inhaling explains a lot.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Theoretically, we could blame it on Eydie Gormé but nobody of my generation could do such a thing.

bobbert's avatar

I'm inclined to think the instrumentation would be a pretty big tell, but I'm intrigued by your vodka slammer forfeits.

Badger33's avatar

So, Pope Francis raps?

marxalot's avatar

The number of people who believed that "the Logical Song" was by Rush argue against that.

BadKitty904's avatar

Perhaps we should blame this on the bossa nova.