The pope's new record, probably. Know that thing when you are sporting around in your new Lexus, gettin' in a little "Dad Time" while you take your privileged white children to soccer practice by forcing them to listen to Rush? (The band, not the racist mound of beef tips.) That's just the best, and Rush IS NOT AWFUL, we don't care what you say. But sometimes you say to yourself, "Dad-self, if only these records had a lot less Geddy Lee wailing, and a LOT MORE POPING, wouldn't that be 'pimp,' like the Kids These Days say?" Well, Dad-self, you are in luck this War On Christmas season, because Francis, the New Pope Of Poping,
Eh if my grandmother had lived long enough, I would probably be a completely different person. She reeeeeally wanted me to be Miss America. So much so, she put it in my birth announcement.
"Hi, wonketteers, I am the hell spawn Lady Lazarus. I am a recovering Enya fan. I admit, I bought one album, possibly two. And I might have inhaled. I blame Steve Martin....
Oh my god...that would have been kickass.
Eh if my grandmother had lived long enough, I would probably be a completely different person. She reeeeeally wanted me to be Miss America. So much so, she put it in my birth announcement.
I could have been one of Tebow's beards!
Francis is opposed to Youth-in-Asia, because he is pro-life.
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"Hi, wonketteers, I am the hell spawn Lady Lazarus. I am a recovering Enya fan. I admit, I bought one album, possibly two. And I might have inhaled. I blame Steve Martin....
Am I damned into Pope Land?"
And here's to you, mr.Francis, heaven holds a place for those who paaaaayyy.
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The inhaling explains a lot.
Theoretically, we could blame it on Eydie Gormé but nobody of my generation could do such a thing.
I'm inclined to think the instrumentation would be a pretty big tell, but I'm intrigued by your vodka slammer forfeits.
CSN!
So, Pope Francis raps?
The number of people who believed that "the Logical Song" was by Rush argue against that.
He mitre might not.
Pope My Ride
Perhaps we should blame this on the bossa nova.