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Leaky Matt Gaetz and his leaky parts.

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Ew. Everything is ew.

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This story only Gaetz grosser and grosser.

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I expected a disturbing clown show and have not been disappointed.

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I'll have a slice of "Nestor". 😲 https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Re the above pix of matt. Is that supposed to televangelist cosplay?

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Florida Republican = Lying sack of shit.

See: Scott, Rick DeathSantis, Ron Bush, Jeb

Erc, etc.

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Why would the FBI ask him to get information for Matt?

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I don't really care for the word profusely that close to Matt Gaetz's penis either

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Republican = lying sack of shit...

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Before we give Barr any credit at all for letting this probe continue, remember that the Trump clan has aspirations of getting Ivanka elected in Florida. What's-his-failure probably just planned for Barr to finish the investigation privately and then file any charges away in the super secret kompromat folder deep between his ass cheeks until the next primary.

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I love how I default to reading your comments in Maya Rudolph's Connie voice.

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Plot thickens. What on Girth will be next?!

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This is a very cynical assessment of the Trump family.

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Oh ok maybe, maybe there was an extortion plot, but what the hell does that prove? I mean if someone tries to extort money from you out of something you know is false, wouldn't you say go for it bitches? Extortion from my understanding would involve something provably true, wouldn't it? Gaetz is as dumb as a box of really stupid rocks to think that this will get him off.

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