A Florida construction worker with the charming nickname "Pork Chop" was arrested last Wednesday on charges of aggravated battery after an argument with his boss escalated into one of those stories where mentioning "Florida" almost feels beside the point:
Where was his accomplice Applesauce?
So , now all I have to do is put a tube in the front of my shirt to explain why my 6-pack turned into a quarter barrel.
I had a cat named "Soupbone", This is why you should be cautious when letting your 5 year old name a cat.
I'm leaning towards merely a thickening of the basal ganglia, such as found in a lobster
Lawnmower1 part vodka1 part wheat grass juice
serve in a mason jar at room temperature
Ok, Sorry, Kamala!
"It’s not entirely clear what the hell got Pork Chop all worked up. But once worked up, he did not deal with his stress in a constructive manner."
I don't know, he used a front-end loader... seems pretty CONSTRUCTIVE to me...
thank you i will be here all week.
Wait a minute. He buries his boss in dirt, then expects others with absolutely no involvement in the whole mess to help dig him out? What. The. Fuck?
obviously...;>)
People today are just too damn lazy!
At first I thought it was a goofy name, but after seeing that face, "Pork Chop" is clearly a perfect fit.
my S.O.'s older daughter (when she was three) wanted to name her new baby sister "cucumber"
getting mileage out of that for dinner convo. Thanks, she sounds brilliant!
[now that she's a grownup,] she does have powers of divining when her dad has spare money to bail her out of some predicament as only a daughter can.
Auditioning with Sherri Lewis!
From looking at him there are certainly no overt danger signals. I do believe the tattoo would help, however.