Trump's aides made him stop watching porn because they got tired of every two minutes hearing, "Fucked her...did her...had summa that..." and "That's fake, dicks aren't 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 big!"
Years and years and years and more years ago, my college's cinema series daringly scheduled two screenings of I Am Curious (Yellow). I got into a long line for the second screening.
The first audience streamed out and everyone was saying, "It's shit, man. Don't bother. Rip-off."
I persisted and, sure enough, it was shit, man, shouldn't have bothered, a rip-off.
Still, I would rather repeat that experience than attend a Rudy Giuliani-curated porn festival, especially if it featured the long-suppressed sequel I Am Curious (First Cousin).
there were at least three times I almost spit my beer out reading this WB. I hate to pick favorites, but I think you are closing on Wonkette Rookie of Year. It's a tough choice....
Calling out hypocrisy can no longer be a baseless invasion of privacy. If you don't want your porn viewing habits discussed in public, don't discuss other people's.
Very hard? But not impossible?
Trump's aides made him stop watching porn because they got tired of every two minutes hearing, "Fucked her...did her...had summa that..." and "That's fake, dicks aren't 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 big!"
I used to be a major tweaker and I can tell you that nothing is impossible in that regard. TMI? you asked for it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Years and years and years and more years ago, my college's cinema series daringly scheduled two screenings of I Am Curious (Yellow). I got into a long line for the second screening.
The first audience streamed out and everyone was saying, "It's shit, man. Don't bother. Rip-off."
I persisted and, sure enough, it was shit, man, shouldn't have bothered, a rip-off.
Still, I would rather repeat that experience than attend a Rudy Giuliani-curated porn festival, especially if it featured the long-suppressed sequel I Am Curious (First Cousin).
Booby porn
Actual proof: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
For a second there, I misread one of Wonderbitch's phrases as, "yet when porn comes to shove." Hmm.
there were at least three times I almost spit my beer out reading this WB. I hate to pick favorites, but I think you are closing on Wonkette Rookie of Year. It's a tough choice....
Are those PUSSY willows? 😉😉😉
Repeating the words "Giuliani" and "porn" in the same sentence is known to kill libido for ten years.
It's a moral imperative 😎😎😎
Well, judging by all of Rudy's drag queen photos, the man is an obvious cross dresser.
I bet he is into She-male porn. It would only make sense.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
totally what I was thinking too. She-male porn. Tranny stuff.
He's creepy enough that is would be "Nailin' Palin", the same as Trump boasting about watching his god-daughter's sex tape.
The term “she-male” is kinda gross, though.
Calling out hypocrisy can no longer be a baseless invasion of privacy. If you don't want your porn viewing habits discussed in public, don't discuss other people's.