Dim caricature human Rick Perry is such an obvious sleazeball that the entire country is convinced that somewhere, somehow, there is some gross sex Rick Perry sex scandal waiting like a pile of turd-colored diamonds at the bottom of a cave for some lucky miner willing to "go there" and unearth this disgusting information. Porn emperor Larry Flynt, like all the rest of us, gets endless spam emails from various wackadoodles claiming Perry has at some point knocked boots with half the female strippers and all of the gay ones in the state of Texas, so Flynt is kindly
That's what that look is! I couldn't place it, but that's it. It's like ' These people are really eating this shit up, I better keep up the act'
There's a story (legend?) of a toothsome female spy that waylaid an important German general during the Battle of the Bulge. She held him up for several hours thus slowing up his division's advance for at least a little bit.
Local rumor has it that his wife Anita was paid one million by Karl Rove to keep her silent after she caught Rick and his former assistant together in a hot tub. Maybe she'll tell that tale for another windfall.
But, it's stuff you won't believe.
"Thinking about it" and "hard" just don't go together in this case.
Specifically, it knew who really attacked the dog.
That's what that look is! I couldn't place it, but that's it. It's like ' These people are really eating this shit up, I better keep up the act'
I understand the honeybadger doesn't give a shit.
Speaking of such matters - today is Anna Marie Cox's Birthday! I just heard that on The Writers' Almanac.
A Friday toast to her - and to Jessica Cutler, her alter ego.
Sexytime victims or sexytime vixens?
They're fixin to find out.
Would ordinary recording device survive exposure to such an event?
What if it's a merkin?
There's a story (legend?) of a toothsome female spy that waylaid an important German general during the Battle of the Bulge. She held him up for several hours thus slowing up his division's advance for at least a little bit.
I think I heard something about that . . .
Local rumor has it that his wife Anita was paid one million by Karl Rove to keep her silent after she caught Rick and his former assistant together in a hot tub. Maybe she'll tell that tale for another windfall.
It was a hot topic in the barbershop one day.
Right next to the coyote carcass.
“We hope to get leads. If we do, we have good investigators to put on the story.”
Larry Flynt's investigator. Not exactly something you want mentioned in your eulogy.
That's the beauty, sez Ricky.