Portal To Hell Opens In White House Lawn. Obama Never Had One Of Those.
You know WHO ELSE never had a sinkhole on the White House lawn? All the other presidents, Katie.
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You know WHO ELSE never had a sinkhole on the White House lawn? All the other presidents, Katie.
I think sewer problems....all those greasy Big Macs....
Sadly, probably not. That would have a dramatic grandeur. More like the Bog of Eternal Stench. Putrid smells and fart noises are more this regime's speed. Even the demons will be shitty little cowards and pickpockets.