My dear ones! We have met your wonderful comrades in Long Beach, CA; Reno, Nevada; and Bend, Oregon, and all of them were just as lovely (and handsome!) as we could have wished. Now, Portland and Spokane, we have chosen the venues in which you let us buy you beer and pizza, because both of those places are on our way home!
hurricanes don’t hit up as far as dallas (or austin), but you do want to avoid the ~4 months of 100*+ weather. maybe you can come celebrate after we kick abbott, paxton, cruz & sessions out!
Two words: Apizza Scholls.(Which ACTUALLY has the best pizza in Portland. I think the point of the comment was that Lucky Lab showed itself to be a hive of the best peeps in Portland, coincidentally serving pizza.)
Some may not be aware of this, but here in the lonely, remote, isolated and forgotten extreme southeastern cell of the resistance (known only by the code name "Margaritaville"), we regard these tales of far-off Wonkette pizza-and-drinky-things as pleasant myths that we choose to accept as reality, because doing so helps bolster our flagging spirits at times when we feel that we can't even, which is pretty much all the fucking time because "Trump administration". Some of us have doubts though, that this mythical land called "Pacific Northwest" even exists, never mind the too-good-to-be-true idea that it hosts gatherings of Wonketeers feasting on pizza and beer!
With that in mind, we respectfully wish to invoke the "pics or it didn't happen" rule, if only to maintain morale among the scattered outposts. We want group "cheers" pics. We want candid shots of drunken Wonkers caught in mid-blink, stuffing half a slice of pizza into their faces, while the Wonker next to them makes the two-finger rabbit ears thing behind their heads. And duck-face pics also, too. You can never have too many duck-face pics.
Or the 10k speedskating. :D
Yes, because 'winning.'
Demand is WAY up this year.
On the yodeling vegan butthole scale, a bagpipe Nazi is barely a 4.
Because doesn’t have a good beat? Not easy enough to dance to?
hurricanes don’t hit up as far as dallas (or austin), but you do want to avoid the ~4 months of 100*+ weather. maybe you can come celebrate after we kick abbott, paxton, cruz & sessions out!
Bagpipe libelz! ..I think?
Nearly that in Cleveland. in mid-February. Supposed to get near 60f tomorrow, too.
I was only inquiring because the Wonkdog appears to be a black lab.
If you look hard enough, you can probably find a vegan butthole Nazi bagpiper in Portland.
Two words: Apizza Scholls.(Which ACTUALLY has the best pizza in Portland. I think the point of the comment was that Lucky Lab showed itself to be a hive of the best peeps in Portland, coincidentally serving pizza.)
Wow! Ken has 2 great looking books on pizza. This looks like a really great place.
Hey, Georgia is the legit South, and we don't have hurricane season 11 months of the year. What are we, chopped liver?
Some may not be aware of this, but here in the lonely, remote, isolated and forgotten extreme southeastern cell of the resistance (known only by the code name "Margaritaville"), we regard these tales of far-off Wonkette pizza-and-drinky-things as pleasant myths that we choose to accept as reality, because doing so helps bolster our flagging spirits at times when we feel that we can't even, which is pretty much all the fucking time because "Trump administration". Some of us have doubts though, that this mythical land called "Pacific Northwest" even exists, never mind the too-good-to-be-true idea that it hosts gatherings of Wonketeers feasting on pizza and beer!
With that in mind, we respectfully wish to invoke the "pics or it didn't happen" rule, if only to maintain morale among the scattered outposts. We want group "cheers" pics. We want candid shots of drunken Wonkers caught in mid-blink, stuffing half a slice of pizza into their faces, while the Wonker next to them makes the two-finger rabbit ears thing behind their heads. And duck-face pics also, too. You can never have too many duck-face pics.
Get those Obamaphones out, y'all!
I will be heading south to go to the Portland one tomorrow. If anyone wants a ride from around Exit 88 in WA, or further south let me know.
Have fun, everyone.