The Daily Caller advises us today that a Portland, Oregon, ice cream parlor offended the sensibilities of all good pearl-clutching citizens Thursday by holding a fundraiser for Planned Parenthood, and it even "created a new flavor of the frozen treat to mark the occasion." Oh no! Now even ice cream has lost its innocence!
it's a good thing we don't allow comments on wonkette as 'bortion ice cream post would end up in warblog and we're all too young to die that way.
I don't keep up on this really closely, but if they're saying you have unusually dense tissue, you may want to consider if further testing is warranted. I think.
This is terribul. If all those fetuseses are abortioned into ice cream, we'll run out of the crucial ingredient for girl scout cookies in about ten years!!
Try one with Nutella, like a Beaver Tail. Or BabbyTail.
In New Orleans they're called bebeignets.
Gummie Bears 'n Gonorrhea, Heavenly Herpes....
Waffle cones and trans-vaginal ultrasounds are also available for a mere 25c extra.
Placenta Split? Transvaginal Twist? Jizz Jubilee?
it's a good thing we don't allow comments on wonkette as 'bortion ice cream post would end up in warblog and we're all too young to die that way.
I don't keep up on this really closely, but if they're saying you have unusually dense tissue, you may want to consider if further testing is warranted. I think.
Don't you need a brain?
Oh, good one.
Why would you ever let it melt?
You need those paddle things, maybe.
My tastes are simple. <i>Vulvanilla</i> for me.
Uh oh, beat to the <a href="http:\/\/erichalv.deviantart.com\/art\/Todd-Akin-s-Legitimate-Grape-322760066" target="_blank">punch</a>.
This is terribul. If all those fetuseses are abortioned into ice cream, we&#039;ll run out of the crucial ingredient for girl scout cookies in about ten years!!
I thought of a really tacky follow up comment I was too embarrassed to use.
I&#039;ll have the speculum spumoni.