25 Comments
User's avatar
Tiny kaiju's avatar

Try one with Nutella, like a Beaver Tail. Or BabbyTail.

Expand full comment
Painter of Goats's avatar

In New Orleans they're called bebeignets.

Expand full comment
Painter of Goats's avatar

Gummie Bears 'n Gonorrhea, Heavenly Herpes....

Expand full comment
Incoming Ham's avatar

Waffle cones and trans-vaginal ultrasounds are also available for a mere 25c extra.

Expand full comment
Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Placenta Split? Transvaginal Twist? Jizz Jubilee?

Expand full comment
fuflans's avatar

it's a good thing we don't allow comments on wonkette as 'bortion ice cream post would end up in warblog and we're all too young to die that way.

Expand full comment
bobbert's avatar

I don't keep up on this really closely, but if they're saying you have unusually dense tissue, you may want to consider if further testing is warranted. I think.

Expand full comment
bobbert's avatar

Don't you need a brain?

Expand full comment
bobbert's avatar

Oh, good one.

Expand full comment
bobbert's avatar

Why would you ever let it melt?

Expand full comment
bobbert's avatar

You need those paddle things, maybe.

Expand full comment
Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

My tastes are simple. <i>Vulvanilla</i> for me.

Expand full comment
Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Uh oh, beat to the <a href="http:\/\/erichalv.deviantart.com\/art\/Todd-Akin-s-Legitimate-Grape-322760066" target="_blank">punch</a>.

Expand full comment
Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

This is terribul. If all those fetuseses are abortioned into ice cream, we'll run out of the crucial ingredient for girl scout cookies in about ten years!!

Expand full comment
BarackMyWorld's avatar

I thought of a really tacky follow up comment I was too embarrassed to use.

Expand full comment
schmannity's avatar

I'll have the speculum spumoni.

Expand full comment