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Shypixel's avatar

Could I bring a White Jack, rather than Jack White?

I bet there are a lot of white guys named Jack...

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Ikimizi's avatar

If I bring Kurt Cobain, what do I get?

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Shypixel's avatar

VIP tour, right?

(Very Interesting Pixel)

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

I won't be there. Curse you, time and distance!

Oh, what the hell. Let's just blame Obama.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

There should be more anti Portland butthurt up in here.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Are there any Wonkeirdos near Stockton who are going to SanFran on Thursday?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

My mother used to talk about them while reminiscing about the speakeasy days.

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