We don't think Base Camp Brewing has sloe gin fizzes, but they claim to have a real purty patio, and nice people, and no Pabst. So come on, Portland, and let your Wonket buy you pitchers of beer and platters of fried things, this Saturday, Sept. 20, Base Camp Brewing, 930 SE Oak Street, Portland. Let us call it 6 p.m. to 10ish, because we are one thousand years old.
Could I bring a White Jack, rather than Jack White?
I bet there are a lot of white guys named Jack...
If I bring Kurt Cobain, what do I get?
VIP tour, right?
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I won't be there. Curse you, time and distance!
Oh, what the hell. Let's just blame Obama.
There should be more anti Portland butthurt up in here.
Are there any Wonkeirdos near Stockton who are going to SanFran on Thursday?
My mother used to talk about them while reminiscing about the speakeasy days.