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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Thank you for sharing a piece of the tooth

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Any cop who would rather quit than get vaccinated shouldn't be a cop, so this should be an efficient way of weeding out at least a good number of the MAGA cops in police departments across the country.

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Marlon Rando  🇺🇦's avatar

Whatever his military skills, Patton was a jerk.

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kermit's avatar

No - we're putting vaccines in their McDonalds.

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Marlon Rando  🇺🇦's avatar

I want my nails back.

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Marlon Rando  🇺🇦's avatar

As far as I'm concerned, yes.This will make my second year of lecturing while wearing a mask. It's a nuisance, but it beats what covid offers.

PPD anti-vaxxers are entitled, spoiled tittybabies.

My spouse is immunocompromised and anti-vaxx, so I'm in the mental process of coping with losing her.

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Marlon Rando  🇺🇦's avatar

That's a good idea :)

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Marlon Rando  🇺🇦's avatar

Always making citizens/victims toe the mark, but not so much for themselves.

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Marlon Rando  🇺🇦's avatar

Me too -- thanks for asking!

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

The cost-benefit analysis will be so exciting!

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NerdWithNoName's avatar

Who put the dong in the dong-a-long-a-lingus?

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Barney's avatar

But first there'll need to be a Task Force. Planning for that could take a while.

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californiagovworker's avatar

I hope to god he never becomes governor

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californiagovworker's avatar

Literally the only good thing about it

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californiagovworker's avatar

Like how come Rule Britannia and the USSR national anthem sound so cool?

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Kooolest G's avatar

well at least here in LA we know the cops aren't afraid of needles

A physician indicted for alleged illegal distribution of anabolic steroids had as clients a Los Angeles police officer who charged steroids to his city health insurance and another who showed up for injections in uniform and driving a squad car, court documents said.

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