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Scalitosis?

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Demons of lust, obviously.

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If we're talking sexytime, then how 'bout the Lady Supremes in lots o' leather, whips (all that Editrix stuff) SPANKING THE HELL outa bound and gagged Roberts, Clarence, Alito, and Whatshisface.

Um, OK -- that's not very sexytime. But those dudes do seriously need spanking.

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Except of course that the Canadian Supreme Court justices don't wear wigs.

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You see?

You see what happens when we give women the vote???

93 years later, sure, but still...

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As the museum lady explained, <blockquote>"Things are beginning to happen” for women...</blockquote>

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Was gonna say: the ladiez are awe-inspiring, but the chief stylist at the Highest Barber Chair in the Land needs to spend more time with his or her family.

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Powdered wigs with ringlets are all the rage with the Tea Party this season. Combined with a basic black ensemble, the justice-about-town is sure to make a big splash in all the "right" circles.

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What, Richard Serra wasn't accepting commissions?

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