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Posh Tots Sloshed
The WP reports that the Alexandria County Day School "accidentally" served margaritas to their third, fourth, and fifth graders (that's what we told our parents, too!), including the children of Bill Paxon, a former U.S. congressman. According to the WP, Paxon said yesterday that his third-grader was "very excited about it. Her words were, 'Something really fun and illegal happened today at school.'" Now, Paxson may not be planning on running for president some day, but he's got a great candidate for First Daughter.