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Possible D.C. Sex Scandal Better Imagined than Proved
Yes, yes, yes, thank you for the numerous emails directing us to Hotline's uncovering of a POSSIBLE D.C. SEX SCANDAL involving Duke Cunningham's "co-conspirator No. 1," Brent Wilkes. See, he maintained a hospitality room. At a hotel. That had bedrooms. Yes, we're quivering with delight ourselves. We'd say "imagine what could he have been up to," but the commentators over at Hotline have imagineered a tin-foil hat fantasia that we don't dare compete with. Liaisons with Jeff Gannon? Check. "Teenage callboys at the White House under George Sr?" Check. Rove "Delaid," and "Scotter" having a three-way love affair? The Washington press corps covering it up? "Eyes Wide Shut" orgies? Check, check, and check .
If Washington were actually this fun, we wouldn't need to make shit up.
DC Sex Scandal About To Break? [Hotline On Call]