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102415's avatar

Hook worms don't work that well. Get the tape worm.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

That's why they all have tattoos -- so you can tell 'em apart.

("Turn over for a minute, honey ... I just want to check something.")

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If Meghan did all that, she'd look like me.

I <i>like</i> Meghan and Bristol and the rest of the children of politicians. Well, not all the rest -- Dubya is the child of politician. So is MIttens. Also various Kennedys, Cuomos, Browns. Did I mention Dubya? Nevermind, I <i>hate</i> children of politicians.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Or Extreme Masturbation. (Now...THAT would be an awesome reality show)

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fuflans's avatar

now we're going to be in trouble again.

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fuflans's avatar

by the way, i meant the SCOTT BROWN daughters. not the obamas.

as far as i know, the obama girls have never had a misstep. though that will likely change as the teenage years loom.

ack.

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fuflans's avatar

you are a courageous wonketteer. (seriously) i cannot brave those sites.

i can barely brave the comment stream on the economist.

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fuflans's avatar

this is off topic, but i am so pleased to watch wingnuts heads explode at the royal treatment bams our black man in DC is getting in merry old england.

though to be fair, george bush <i>couldn't </i>have addressed parliament as he didn't really speak english.

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jqheywood's avatar

<i>"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter."</i>

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fuflans's avatar

we're going to have see this photo in a bikini and lei if she wants to compete with the brown daughters.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Daughter? Right.

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PsycWench's avatar

Wonder how she feels about chocolate jimmies?

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