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The hard part is folding the potato chips. Damn it, I broke another one.

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You're supposed to fold them along the dotted line, silly!

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Are the palm leaves slick like black cellophane in the porch light?

[only Joni fans will get that]

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I don't see a problem with that myself.

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'I now have to avoid them because I would eat the whole bag.'I feel there's something more that should go here. Like 'I would eat the whole bag and then my significant other would have me garroted.'

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White chocolate is actually proof that there is a God.

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Olive loaf, because I grew up eating olive loaf sandwiches and cold fish filet sandwiches at school. ... now that I think of it, I might have had a child-abuse case...

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that might be a thing in the future.

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Head cheese may include feet or heart? Somebody needs to brush up on their anatomy.

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If I had SEEN it I would have upfisted it, so instead I upfisted this one twice.

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Tastiest clickbait ever.

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Those things never work right anymore...

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SNICKERDOODLES OR NOTHING!!1!

On the other hand, these things have pecans in them, which means they must be OK...

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Those sound delishy! And kiddos? Department Store Tea Rooms were the shiznit as were, well, department stores.

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What is a good vegan substitute for butter or milk?

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