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Gareth the dung shoveler's avatar

The hard part is folding the potato chips. Damn it, I broke another one.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

You're supposed to fold them along the dotted line, silly!

wide_stance_hubby's avatar

Are the palm leaves slick like black cellophane in the porch light?

[only Joni fans will get that]

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I don't see a problem with that myself.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

'I now have to avoid them because I would eat the whole bag.'I feel there's something more that should go here. Like 'I would eat the whole bag and then my significant other would have me garroted.'

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

White chocolate is actually proof that there is a God.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Olive loaf, because I grew up eating olive loaf sandwiches and cold fish filet sandwiches at school. ... now that I think of it, I might have had a child-abuse case...

mancityRed6's avatar

that might be a thing in the future.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Head cheese may include feet or heart? Somebody needs to brush up on their anatomy.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

If I had SEEN it I would have upfisted it, so instead I upfisted this one twice.

TJ Barke's avatar

Those things never work right anymore...

BadKitty904's avatar

SNICKERDOODLES OR NOTHING!!1!

On the other hand, these things have pecans in them, which means they must be OK...

TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Those sound delishy! And kiddos? Department Store Tea Rooms were the shiznit as were, well, department stores.

HazooToo's avatar

What is a good vegan substitute for butter or milk?