Well, lookie there! We done stoled the Daily Caller's headline! And in just a minute, we will steal the rest of their post, too, about how Willie Nelson, the country's most-loved octogenarian, and one who unites rednecks and kicked-hippies in mutual tenderness, thinks we should be nice to the Border Children. Let's take a peek!
Lee Greenwood <i>and</i> Charlie Daniels?
<i>â« Oh I was born to be a fiddle-playing Devil down in Georgia &#039;Cause at least I know I&#039;m the best that ever was...â« </i>
Of course she fucking did. <em>She lives there</em>.
Surprised Faily Callgirl&#039;s reminding its readership of that, though, what with how that means her blackity-black husband who is black won the election. Twice.
And a haircut, huh!
He is, after all, an actor. He may have a job.
Strictly speaking, I was a stoned post-hippie, but hey, fuck off.
You know, that didn&#039;t work out so well for the last Jesus.
How can it be that all stills of Louie Louie look like badly staged SNL shots?
Of course he is. He has more weed.
Your liberal media at work.
Work your hair and cut your job, hippie!
Lee Greenwood <i>and</i> Charlie Daniels?
<i>â« Oh I was born to be a fiddle-playing Devil down in Georgia &#039;Cause at least I know I&#039;m the best that ever was...â« </i>
&quot;It was <i>shrinkage!</i>...&quot;
Weed promotes rational Christian thought. Put that in your thurible and spark it.
Michelle Obama Took Off All Her Clothes At The White House [PHOTOS]
Why do I think the Daily Callgirl is whoring for attention here?
Your turns, Lee Greenwood and Charlie Daniels.
It was, after all, better.
Of course she fucking did. <em>She lives there</em>.
Surprised Faily Callgirl&#039;s reminding its readership of that, though, what with how that means her blackity-black husband who is black won the election. Twice.
I nominate Willie to be the next Jesus.