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bobbert's avatar

And a haircut, huh!

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bobbert's avatar

He is, after all, an actor. He may have a job.

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bobbert's avatar

Strictly speaking, I was a stoned post-hippie, but hey, fuck off.

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bobbert's avatar

You know, that didn't work out so well for the last Jesus.

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bobbert's avatar

How can it be that all stills of Louie Louie look like badly staged SNL shots?

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bobbert's avatar

Of course he is. He has more weed.

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bobbert's avatar

Your liberal media at work.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Work your hair and cut your job, hippie!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Lee Greenwood <i>and</i> Charlie Daniels?

<i>♫ Oh I was born to be a fiddle-playing Devil down in Georgia 'Cause at least I know I'm the best that ever was...♫ </i>

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"It was <i>shrinkage!</i>..."

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schmannity's avatar

Weed promotes rational Christian thought. Put that in your thurible and spark it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Michelle Obama Took Off All Her Clothes At The White House [PHOTOS]

Why do I think the Daily Callgirl is whoring for attention here?

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schmannity's avatar

Your turns, Lee Greenwood and Charlie Daniels.

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SullivanSt's avatar

It was, after all, better.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Of course she fucking did. <em>She lives there</em>.

Surprised Faily Callgirl's reminding its readership of that, though, what with how that means her blackity-black husband who is black won the election. Twice.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I nominate Willie to be the next Jesus.

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