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<i>Think about the key moment(s) in the story, and build tension leading to those key moments.</i>

works for porn too.

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Where all the white women (chickens) at?

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<i>getting drunk and high and drag racing and then getting high again</i>

Do you wear high heels for drag racing?

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I thought the red-state contingent preferred to use use adjectives as adverbs.

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And full make up.

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wonderful as you are barb, i think these gentleman can procure their own candy. i happen to know - for a fact! - that snickers bars are available in BOTH ny and chicago.

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I'm pretty good with satire...or as I call it, blunt force trauma.

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Is this what conservatives mean when they say we're over-regulated?

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"he loved getting drunk and high and drag racing and then getting high again, while writing gay letters to ladies."

Wasn't this is in some other book? I don't think any of this is news.

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Madrassas teach writing, not just Koran memorization? Who knew?

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And balls. Also.

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