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fuflans's avatar

<i>Think about the key moment(s) in the story, and build tension leading to those key moments.</i>

works for porn too.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Where all the white women (chickens) at?

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>getting drunk and high and drag racing and then getting high again</i>

Do you wear high heels for drag racing?

PubOption's avatar

I thought the red-state contingent preferred to use use adjectives as adverbs.

fuflans's avatar

wonderful as you are barb, i think these gentleman can procure their own candy. i happen to know - for a fact! - that snickers bars are available in BOTH ny and chicago.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'm pretty good with satire...or as I call it, blunt force trauma.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Is this what conservatives mean when they say we're over-regulated?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"he loved getting drunk and high and drag racing and then getting high again, while writing gay letters to ladies."

Wasn't this is in some other book? I don't think any of this is news.

schmannity's avatar

Madrassas teach writing, not just Koran memorization? Who knew?