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He is Flyin' Ted with less charisma afterall. 0% is more than he should have.

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More. I would vote for any single one of them before I'd vote for Hawley. Chupacabra/Nude Homer 2024!

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I'm pretty convinced it's all name recognition. Josh needs to do some publicity stunts or get arrested.

For Republicans who don't tune in to the news except when Trump is on, Hawley is a nobody.

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So he had a little cosmetic surgery. Kennedy wore a back brace. #bothsides

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Well, yeah...

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Tim Scott got 2%. The white skin only goes so far without the penis, and vice-versa.

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If by 'rosy path' you mean a raw sewage-filled water park slide, then yes.

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Perhaps Margerine BowlingGreene can step to Kamala. I hear she's not that busy after spending days with her lips moving as she read a 14 page summary./s

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Why is Joshie-poo wearing lip dye? I thought manly man righteous Jesusy warrior types like him (lol) didn't like to wear cosmetics?

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Hey, how about Greitens for President? MTG for his VP. We can just go straight to a theocracy. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Just go straight to a theocracy! What a hellish thought...

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Hawley-Wormer 2024. MAZPZA!

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Past her resale date.

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Because Trump portrays himself as the anti-elitist. He's a maga moron's fantasy of what they would do if they had a lot of money. Put their names on buildings and planes. Fuck skeezy porn stars. Tell everyone to go fuck themselves and suffer no consequences. Hawley reminds them of the smart, rich kid that they hated in HS because they knew he would go off to an elite college. And get smarter. And richer. That's not how they see Trump.

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This makes me happy.

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lol

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