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Cat Cafe's avatar

I know, me too. My stomach is churning and I can feel my blood pressure rising just THINKING about this.

Jgb979's avatar

He's signing into his Ashley Madison as im typing this

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

You`re not my mom, stop telling me what to do, sheesh.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

A moderator should just shut that shit down every time one of the debaters start lying. But then again, we would just be left with another Hillary speech.

Serai 1's avatar

I'll do that! Looks like they'll be back at the same bar on the 9th for the next debate.

Crossroads at Anhedonia Jct.23's avatar

What? Really? Why am I always the last to know?

revenant's avatar

a mondegreen! a palpable mondegreen! 'tis "a glimpse of stocking", you, and heaven, knows...

revenant's avatar

if you know of such a country or discover one, please please please let me know, would sell up and emigrate without a moment's hesitation

KJB's avatar

Perhaps they need to hold an exorcism for his peen, just in case Satan decides to possess it again? Maybe this could consist of A Lady (perchance his wife) saying some prayers and then drop-kicking him in the gonads. Get Sarah Palin to do it (or a pornstar who is dressed up as Sarah Palin), and I will PAY to watch.

Historicat's avatar

I can still hear the jingling ...

RecreationalPilot's avatar

Don't tell his wife, about this, but...

there will be parties in Josh's car's back seat and everyone will be coming.

cessnadriver's avatar

The guy is an addict. Praying doesn't cure addiction.

cessnadriver's avatar

I do wonder about the mile high club and that SR-22....

KJB's avatar

God's redemptive love is presumably in ALLOWING you, a women, to carry Godly men's babbys to make up for your sin of being born female.