Guns! Guns guns guns guns guns guns guns. Where were we? Oh yeah, guns! Guns guns guns guns guns guns guns. The past twelve months were yet another banner year for guns in this country. In an era when so many of our civic institutions feel as if they have broken down, it’s nice to know that America still excels in the arena of “lunatics shoot people and then everybody yells at each other about it.” Congrats to all Americans for getting in on this robust industry with seemingly unlimited growth potential.
In my opinion (a sure sign that something derpy this way comes), there are several types of killers what use guns: the hateful,sociopathic shit waffle; the chemically affected dip shit; the emotionally unstable ass nuggett; the complete moron with no idea how guns work and the truely psychotic individual following instructions from Those Voices. I suspect there is a lot of overlapping on the Vann diagram. Also, Those Voices sounds like a name for hipster neo-folk/gospel/spoken word band.
Why did she feel she had to have a loaded gun, presumably with the safety off, in her purse, in a Walmart in Idaho? She was afraid of being licked by a TB infected elk?
I was going to post the lyrics to the Beatles&#039; &quot;Happiness is a warm gun&quot; but received <i>This comment has been deleted by the administrator. </i> Commie Mother Superior jump the g**!
The 30,000 are the dead ones, and I don&#039;t think an infusion of formaldehyde is classified as &quot;medical treatment.&quot;
If they all started &quot;walking it off,&quot; we&#039;d have a pretty creepy situation (and a hit TV series) on our hands.
She was no rocket scientist.
I think I&#039;ll celebrate this event from the nearest foxhole.
Happy New Year, fellow Wonkerados!
In my opinion (a sure sign that something derpy this way comes), there are several types of killers what use guns: the hateful,sociopathic shit waffle; the chemically affected dip shit; the emotionally unstable ass nuggett; the complete moron with no idea how guns work and the truely psychotic individual following instructions from Those Voices. I suspect there is a lot of overlapping on the Vann diagram. Also, Those Voices sounds like a name for hipster neo-folk/gospel/spoken word band.
Here&#039;s hoping for a much shorter column in 2015.
only if you order the Spam with beans, eggs and Spam
Why did she feel she had to have a loaded gun, presumably with the safety off, in her purse, in a Walmart in Idaho? She was afraid of being licked by a TB infected elk?
A m&oslash;&oslash;se bit mi sister. N&oslash;, realli.
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We should have several more entries for this year&#039;s list by the time the night is over
Carry a steel umbrella if you go out.
I was going to post the lyrics to the Beatles&#039; &quot;Happiness is a warm gun&quot; but received <i>This comment has been deleted by the administrator. </i> Commie Mother Superior jump the g**!
Best to New Year to you too now get off the curtains.
Happy New Year libtards.
The terrible twos just got worse. Dumb fucks.