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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The 30,000 are the dead ones, and I don't think an infusion of formaldehyde is classified as "medical treatment."

If they all started "walking it off," we'd have a pretty creepy situation (and a hit TV series) on our hands.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I think I'll celebrate this event from the nearest foxhole.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Happy New Year, fellow Wonkerados!

Tiny kaiju's avatar

In my opinion (a sure sign that something derpy this way comes), there are several types of killers what use guns: the hateful,sociopathic shit waffle; the chemically affected dip shit; the emotionally unstable ass nuggett; the complete moron with no idea how guns work and the truely psychotic individual following instructions from Those Voices. I suspect there is a lot of overlapping on the Vann diagram. Also, Those Voices sounds like a name for hipster neo-folk/gospel/spoken word band.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Here's hoping for a much shorter column in 2015.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

only if you order the Spam with beans, eggs and Spam

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Why did she feel she had to have a loaded gun, presumably with the safety off, in her purse, in a Walmart in Idaho? She was afraid of being licked by a TB infected elk?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

A møøse bit mi sister. Nø, realli.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

soon to be featured on Pay Per View

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

We should have several more entries for this year's list by the time the night is over

bobbert's avatar

Carry a steel umbrella if you go out.

chascates's avatar

I was going to post the lyrics to the Beatles' "Happiness is a warm gun" but received <i>This comment has been deleted by the administrator. </i> Commie Mother Superior jump the g**!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Best to New Year to you too now get off the curtains.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Happy New Year libtards.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The terrible twos just got worse. Dumb fucks.