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The 30,000 are the dead ones, and I don't think an infusion of formaldehyde is classified as "medical treatment."

If they all started "walking it off," we'd have a pretty creepy situation (and a hit TV series) on our hands.

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She was no rocket scientist.

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I think I'll celebrate this event from the nearest foxhole.

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Happy New Year, fellow Wonkerados!

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In my opinion (a sure sign that something derpy this way comes), there are several types of killers what use guns: the hateful,sociopathic shit waffle; the chemically affected dip shit; the emotionally unstable ass nuggett; the complete moron with no idea how guns work and the truely psychotic individual following instructions from Those Voices. I suspect there is a lot of overlapping on the Vann diagram. Also, Those Voices sounds like a name for hipster neo-folk/gospel/spoken word band.

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Here's hoping for a much shorter column in 2015.

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only if you order the Spam with beans, eggs and Spam

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Why did she feel she had to have a loaded gun, presumably with the safety off, in her purse, in a Walmart in Idaho? She was afraid of being licked by a TB infected elk?

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A møøse bit mi sister. Nø, realli.

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soon to be featured on Pay Per View

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We should have several more entries for this year's list by the time the night is over

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Carry a steel umbrella if you go out.

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I was going to post the lyrics to the Beatles' "Happiness is a warm gun" but received <i>This comment has been deleted by the administrator. </i> Commie Mother Superior jump the g**!

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Best to New Year to you too now get off the curtains.

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Happy New Year libtards.

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The terrible twos just got worse. Dumb fucks.

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