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Reformed Sunny or Sunny Reformed? Gobshite or Twelver Shite? So many sects to choose from!

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Butt sects or GTFO

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Thank you, and I definitely going to look up that book!

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Dragon's teeth. How the fuck do they work?

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What amazes me is that Scott can be such an insane prick <i>without</i> taking drugs. (Although maybe we should check his blood alcohol level...)

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I understand what you are saying, and as I was doing dishes, I started to realize what I wrote was from educated white privilege perpective. Now that I see my comment from another angle, I kinda feel like an asshole. Just like the only Good WIll clothes for orphans law, this is going to make things shittier for people who already get the shit end of the stick.

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You see though, that's the kind of drunken ridiculous that I can appreciate.

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On UC and food stamps, who the fuck can afford drugs?

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Urge to kill rising.

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Not only that, but (I no little about testing) how hard could it be to jigger the test so that they get a high failure rate? The missus pockets the $35 and the state kicks a person of welfare?

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Yes to the offshoot of Plastic. TnT came into existence during the Great Plastic Blackout. It is now a libertarian paradise...sort of the Somalia of discussion sites.

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Clearly it's because they have more guns than we do. More guns = less killing, right?

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I see what you did there!

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the freedumbs to pay for our own state mandated drug tests.

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You just described treesandthings.com.

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Cinco de Mayo... an obscure, foreign holiday, that has become an excuse for drunk assholes to ruin my good time at my favorite local bodega. Also snark free.

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