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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Reformed Sunny or Sunny Reformed? Gobshite or Twelver Shite? So many sects to choose from!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Butt sects or GTFO

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Jan_in_the_pan's avatar

Thank you, and I definitely going to look up that book!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Dragon's teeth. How the fuck do they work?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What amazes me is that Scott can be such an insane prick <i>without</i> taking drugs. (Although maybe we should check his blood alcohol level...)

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Jan_in_the_pan's avatar

I understand what you are saying, and as I was doing dishes, I started to realize what I wrote was from educated white privilege perpective. Now that I see my comment from another angle, I kinda feel like an asshole. Just like the only Good WIll clothes for orphans law, this is going to make things shittier for people who already get the shit end of the stick.

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Jan_in_the_pan's avatar

You see though, that's the kind of drunken ridiculous that I can appreciate.

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The Quirk's avatar

On UC and food stamps, who the fuck can afford drugs?

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The Quirk's avatar

Urge to kill rising.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Not only that, but (I no little about testing) how hard could it be to jigger the test so that they get a high failure rate? The missus pockets the $35 and the state kicks a person of welfare?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yes to the offshoot of Plastic. TnT came into existence during the Great Plastic Blackout. It is now a libertarian paradise...sort of the Somalia of discussion sites.

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Mahousu's avatar

Clearly it's because they have more guns than we do. More guns = less killing, right?

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I see what you did there!

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fuflans's avatar

the freedumbs to pay for our own state mandated drug tests.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You just described treesandthings.com.

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Jan_in_the_pan's avatar

Cinco de Mayo... an obscure, foreign holiday, that has become an excuse for drunk assholes to ruin my good time at my favorite local bodega. Also snark free.

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