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runfastandwin's avatar

I'm at a loss, I can't think of any snark that would do this justice.

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sillyclucker's avatar

I hope each and every person who voted for this vile, disgusting piece of trash feels overwhelming regret and shame.

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lizzie's avatar

I'm sure he could afford more than $1000 - besides being vile and hateful, he's also a cheapskate.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Colorado Republicans are just now discovering that Klingenshit is morally repugnant and distancing themselves? Is there something in the Colorado air that makes people stupid?

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

If he's having problems with his cash flow, it's because his cash isn't flowing to "Bob".

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Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

Ha. But we canucks have no excuse, legally employers have to give us time to vote.

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SterWonk's avatar

What is that?

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RevZafod's avatar

"Klingenschmitt" loosely translated from the original Deutsch means "Dingleberry".

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teddy21's avatar

ah I see. I thought that was Klingenshit, but now I see my error :)

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teddy21's avatar

Bet it took every bit of self control he has to not write "little check"

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Emerald Twilights's avatar

Klingenschmitt could be right... nothing says that god couldn't be a stupid asshole or that Klingenschmitt wasn't created in his image.

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Parakeetist's avatar

It's the bad beer.

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SterWonk's avatar

Biel_ze_Bubba LIBEL!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

“if you were offended because I quoted the bible in church, I ask you to forgive me but I will not apologize for quoting the Bible in church.”

I'm having a hard time finding the verse where God says he'll send a psychotic woman to cut open an innocent victim ... for any purpose. Maybe Klingingshit can point it out?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Oh, he knows the difference. It's spelled out in his contract.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Take off all the hats, and you'll find the tinfoil one. That never comes off.

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