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I'm at a loss, I can't think of any snark that would do this justice.

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I hope each and every person who voted for this vile, disgusting piece of trash feels overwhelming regret and shame.

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I'm sure he could afford more than $1000 - besides being vile and hateful, he's also a cheapskate.

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Colorado Republicans are just now discovering that Klingenshit is morally repugnant and distancing themselves? Is there something in the Colorado air that makes people stupid?

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If he's having problems with his cash flow, it's because his cash isn't flowing to "Bob".

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Ha. But we canucks have no excuse, legally employers have to give us time to vote.

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What is that?

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"Klingenschmitt" loosely translated from the original Deutsch means "Dingleberry".

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ah I see. I thought that was Klingenshit, but now I see my error :)

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Bet it took every bit of self control he has to not write "little check"

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Klingenschmitt could be right... nothing says that god couldn't be a stupid asshole or that Klingenschmitt wasn't created in his image.

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It's the bad beer.

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Biel_ze_Bubba LIBEL!

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“if you were offended because I quoted the bible in church, I ask you to forgive me but I will not apologize for quoting the Bible in church.”

I'm having a hard time finding the verse where God says he'll send a psychotic woman to cut open an innocent victim ... for any purpose. Maybe Klingingshit can point it out?

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Oh, he knows the difference. It's spelled out in his contract.

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Take off all the hats, and you'll find the tinfoil one. That never comes off.

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