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chascates's avatar

Politicians, celebrities, and fawning journalists. The Founders would be proud.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Yes. Yes it was. The little girls usually won too

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William Burns's avatar

Fine, think about it, but a quality displayed by less than half of a population is not an essential quality of that population.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

not to troll or anything but that other 89% might mean they would love their daughters no matter if they have a big nose or big butt or whatever and the 11% are the ones dreaming of pretty complaint little girls...you know the teabaggers "family" men...

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SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

"Lucy 'Splains Some Shit"

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Bobo the Dork Boy's avatar

"Rolling Coal" for hipster dipshits?

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topjob66t's avatar

He chose the door marked Exit. He's still there.

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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Alternately, those fathers don't want their daughters to marry a man like them.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Very true. Adults are a fucked up bunch.

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Last Hussar's avatar

I don't want to kiss Wolf Blitzer

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

At the very least, he should be the Senior Ex-Presidential Correspondent.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

To be honest, imagining a future Prez Rand Paul takes more imagination than I can muster. I can almost but not quite imagine him being a Board-certified Ophthalmologist.

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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Tectonic plates smash together. Mountains rise up. You can't explain that.

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bobbert's avatar

Too easy.

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bobbert's avatar

Nederland libel!

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