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chascates's avatar

Politicians, celebrities, and fawning journalists. The Founders would be proud.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Yes. Yes it was. The little girls usually won too

William Burns's avatar

Fine, think about it, but a quality displayed by less than half of a population is not an essential quality of that population.

TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

not to troll or anything but that other 89% might mean they would love their daughters no matter if they have a big nose or big butt or whatever and the 11% are the ones dreaming of pretty complaint little girls...you know the teabaggers "family" men...

Bobo the Dork Boy's avatar

"Rolling Coal" for hipster dipshits?

topjob66t's avatar

He chose the door marked Exit. He's still there.

Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Alternately, those fathers don't want their daughters to marry a man like them.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Very true. Adults are a fucked up bunch.

Last Hussar's avatar

I don't want to kiss Wolf Blitzer

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

At the very least, he should be the Senior Ex-Presidential Correspondent.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

To be honest, imagining a future Prez Rand Paul takes more imagination than I can muster. I can almost but not quite imagine him being a Board-certified Ophthalmologist.

Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Tectonic plates smash together. Mountains rise up. You can't explain that.