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Politicians, celebrities, and fawning journalists. The Founders would be proud.

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Yes. Yes it was. The little girls usually won too

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Fine, think about it, but a quality displayed by less than half of a population is not an essential quality of that population.

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not to troll or anything but that other 89% might mean they would love their daughters no matter if they have a big nose or big butt or whatever and the 11% are the ones dreaming of pretty complaint little girls...you know the teabaggers "family" men...

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"Lucy 'Splains Some Shit"

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"Rolling Coal" for hipster dipshits?

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He chose the door marked Exit. He's still there.

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Alternately, those fathers don't want their daughters to marry a man like them.

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Very true. Adults are a fucked up bunch.

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I don't want to kiss Wolf Blitzer

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At the very least, he should be the Senior Ex-Presidential Correspondent.

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To be honest, imagining a future Prez Rand Paul takes more imagination than I can muster. I can almost but not quite imagine him being a Board-certified Ophthalmologist.

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Tectonic plates smash together. Mountains rise up. You can't explain that.

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Too easy.

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Nederland libel!

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