Very serious presidential contender Dr. Ben Carson -- hey, stop laughing, we haven't even gotten to the punchline yet! -- has some very serious ideas how we can win all the wars forever if we just stop having any rules about how to do war, and also have a president who is not Obama, because of how dumb he is.
If elected Dr Ben will appoint the head of ISIS as his Sec of Defence.
what a maroon.
You wrote "grifters" like that was a bad thing...
Looked better on TV too.
First, the mustard gas. We'll hold off on the anthrax until after Easter. We're a Christian nation, after all.
Hey, Doc, to get your word salad up to Palinesque levels of savory, you need to sprinkle in a few more "freedoms" and "constitutionals."
Let 'em come. When this snark horde is done with them, they'll rue the day they ever heard of Wonkette.
The only way we can beat ISIS/ISIL is if we open fire on lifeboats.
I'm sure Dok is just taking off his coat and limbering up before he brings out the Ban Hammer.
Book sales, also, too.
Dawww, widdle Dawktor wants to nuke something.
Wonkette is too complimentary? LOL WUT?
Mr Speaker, I smell a rat; I see him forming in the air and darkening the sky; but I will nip him in the bud.
We're not saying Ben Carson is stupid. We're just saying he shouldn't make words with his mouth-parts because it sounds that way.
I believe I heard the rising of The Mighty Ban Hammer of Wonkette Justice™
He'll appoint Louie Gohmert to the Supreme Court where he can wear his extra-judishal ties!