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chicken thief's avatar

If elected Dr Ben will appoint the head of ISIS as his Sec of Defence.

TundraGrifter's avatar

You wrote "grifters" like that was a bad thing...

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

First, the mustard gas. We'll hold off on the anthrax until after Easter. We're a Christian nation, after all.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Hey, Doc, to get your word salad up to Palinesque levels of savory, you need to sprinkle in a few more "freedoms" and "constitutionals."

Hardly Ideal's avatar

Let 'em come. When this snark horde is done with them, they'll rue the day they ever heard of Wonkette.

Hardly Ideal's avatar

The only way we can beat ISIS/ISIL is if we open fire on lifeboats.

Historicat's avatar

I'm sure Dok is just taking off his coat and limbering up before he brings out the Ban Hammer.

bobbert's avatar

Book sales, also, too.

Goposaur's avatar

Dawww, widdle Dawktor wants to nuke something.

Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

Wonkette is too complimentary? LOL WUT?

ImpureScience's avatar

Mr Speaker, I smell a rat; I see him forming in the air and darkening the sky; but I will nip him in the bud.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

We're not saying Ben Carson is stupid. We're just saying he shouldn't make words with his mouth-parts because it sounds that way.

Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I believe I heard the rising of The Mighty Ban Hammer of Wonkette Justiceβ„’

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

He'll appoint Louie Gohmert to the Supreme Court where he can wear his extra-judishal ties!