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chicken thief's avatar

If elected Dr Ben will appoint the head of ISIS as his Sec of Defence.

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A Big Sarcastic Fairy!'s avatar

what a maroon.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

You wrote "grifters" like that was a bad thing...

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Looked better on TV too.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

First, the mustard gas. We'll hold off on the anthrax until after Easter. We're a Christian nation, after all.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Hey, Doc, to get your word salad up to Palinesque levels of savory, you need to sprinkle in a few more "freedoms" and "constitutionals."

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Let 'em come. When this snark horde is done with them, they'll rue the day they ever heard of Wonkette.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

The only way we can beat ISIS/ISIL is if we open fire on lifeboats.

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Historicat's avatar

I'm sure Dok is just taking off his coat and limbering up before he brings out the Ban Hammer.

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bobbert's avatar

Book sales, also, too.

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Goposaur's avatar

Dawww, widdle Dawktor wants to nuke something.

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Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

Wonkette is too complimentary? LOL WUT?

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ImpureScience's avatar

Mr Speaker, I smell a rat; I see him forming in the air and darkening the sky; but I will nip him in the bud.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

We're not saying Ben Carson is stupid. We're just saying he shouldn't make words with his mouth-parts because it sounds that way.

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I believe I heard the rising of The Mighty Ban Hammer of Wonkette Justiceβ„’

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

He'll appoint Louie Gohmert to the Supreme Court where he can wear his extra-judishal ties!

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