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c_u_tech's avatar

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rocktonsam's avatar

Potential back injuries bending over to pick up seven cents.

mvario's avatar

Who would have thunk it? Russia and OANN and Trump, together for more bullshit? I'm shocked. SHOCKED!

Kooolest G's avatar

I’m surprised jared didn’t suggest having Kanye do press briefings everyday

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Unlike Dr. Mercader, who is always projecting.

ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

The second reporter is a fucking pussy and should be fired. Every subsequent reporter should have said, "No, wait. I want to hear you answer that guy's question."

ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

No, it wasn't that. Postal employees are watched on the job or at least are made to believe they are. I had no doubt that I was being surveilled on the job-- it was a part of the job. My co-workers would tell stories about how a tenner would come down the conveyor belt and if the person working the machine slipped it into their pocket, they were fired on the spot. I am convinced that had it been a twenty on the floor, it would still have been there each of those 67 nights.

LadyWoman's avatar

Our new Antifa Super Soldier theme song!

Enter Ranting's avatar

Channel Rion is to journalism as a McRib sandwich is to barbecue.

leaknoil's avatar

I just bought my first pair of Doc Martins since the early 90's. Never say never.

Martin Chambers's avatar

In tRumps mind anyone who only gets facts wrong a time or two is severely lacking in the "fact" department.

Martin Chambers's avatar

While you're at the store don't forget your twenty dollar banana, after you show your ID of course.

tRump had the brilliant solution for people broke and starving. Go to the store, get a banana, what are they, cheap, like twenty dollars for one.

Wtf