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Trip hazzard?

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Fatalitittieshttps://vignette.wikia.noco...

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Potential back injuries bending over to pick up seven cents.

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Who would have thunk it? Russia and OANN and Trump, together for more bullshit? I'm shocked. SHOCKED!

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I’m surprised jared didn’t suggest having Kanye do press briefings everyday

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And futalities.

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Unlike Dr. Mercader, who is always projecting.

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The second reporter is a fucking pussy and should be fired. Every subsequent reporter should have said, "No, wait. I want to hear you answer that guy's question."

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No, it wasn't that. Postal employees are watched on the job or at least are made to believe they are. I had no doubt that I was being surveilled on the job-- it was a part of the job. My co-workers would tell stories about how a tenner would come down the conveyor belt and if the person working the machine slipped it into their pocket, they were fired on the spot. I am convinced that had it been a twenty on the floor, it would still have been there each of those 67 nights.

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Our new Antifa Super Soldier theme song!

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Channel Rion is to journalism as a McRib sandwich is to barbecue.

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I just bought my first pair of Doc Martins since the early 90's. Never say never.

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Are you a facedancer?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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In tRumps mind anyone who only gets facts wrong a time or two is severely lacking in the "fact" department.

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While you're at the store don't forget your twenty dollar banana, after you show your ID of course.

tRump had the brilliant solution for people broke and starving. Go to the store, get a banana, what are they, cheap, like twenty dollars for one.

Wtf

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