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Holding you to that. 😊

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I thought he had been infected but had gotten over it.

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There isn't enough money in the world for that.And I just threw up a little in my mouth

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OMG I'M GOING TO BE SICK

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How can you do that to us

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And there was at least one Confederate flag waiting for him

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I don't know if it violates the non-commenting policy, or even Secret Service policy, but someone should have slapped George Floyd's name out of the Doturd's mouth the moment he opened it.

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Everyone who saw that video knows that Floyd's last words were, "I hope the economy improves to help Donald Trump's efforts to get reelected this fall."

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Dead men don't cry.

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I mean, I don't want to go ad hominem or anything, but; yeah, what you said.

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That one was pretty jaw-dropping.

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Lucky Ducky used to be satire.

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That is all kinds of awesome!

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Now it's up to Grave Digger Jones and Coffin Ed Johnson.

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