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President Bush Loves The (Underwater) Environment
Central and Eastern European countries are scaling back their natural gas consumption to cope with reduced supplies via Ukraine. [ Bloomberg ]
After days of silence, Barack Obama finally ventured a half-hearted statement on the problem in Gaza. He vowed to "engage effectively and consistently" to resolve the issue, yawn. [ Washington Post ]
Obama spent yesterday trying to soothe Dianne Feinstein and other lawmakers who were all "WTF?" when he appointed Leon Panetta to head the CIA, because why not. [ New York Times ]
Indian authorities handed over a dossier of evidence to the Pakistanis to aid their investigation into the Mumbai attacks, including creepy phone transcripts of the gunmen talking to their handlers. [ AP ]
Israel has generously volunteered to stop bombing the shit out of Gaza for three hours a day, so that humanitarian aid can reach the people they have bombed the shit out of. [ Voice of America ]
Our President Bush (he'sstillin office!) has established three national monuments in the Pacific Ocean to protect his beloved giant clams. [ San Jose Mercury News ]