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And the fucker also cheats at golf according to his pro golfing partner, Suzann Pettersen.

“He cheats like hell ... so I don’t quite know how he is in business,” said Pettersen. “They say that if you cheat at golf, you cheat at business. I’m pretty sure he pays his caddie well, since no matter how far into the woods he hits the ball, it’s in the middle of the fairway when we get there.”

I'm shocked......shocked I tell ya.

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I hope you're right. The stress is making my knees ache.

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If by 'people' you mean 'billionaires' then yes.

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'OBSTRUCTION DETECTED!''OBSTRUCTION IDENTIFIED: DOMALD J TRUMP''PROCESSING... INCREASE SPEED. DO NOT SWERVE.'

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Okay, one each.

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I've seen better-looking families in Petri dishes.

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Maybe he just pictured John Boehner's face on the ball. Or had balls made up with Boehner's face printed on them.

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Why yes they can, in many circumstances. And not just RICO, IIRC.

Bringing back asset seizure was one of AG Sessions' first official actions.

O, Irony.

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Investment in golf courses is a horrible investment in most of the country now as the number of golfers continues to decline while the cost of owning and operating a golf course continues to go up up and away

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FYI, I’m picturing you pronking about! :)

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On the other hand, it’s almost impossible to lose money in the casino industry, but Trump has managed to several times over.

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he makes Joe Walsh look like an upright citizen.

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Dawww, you’re so cute when you’re happy! (Or should I say hoppy?)

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What Patti Lupone said.

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Wha...? what happened? I must have passed out from shock! Now I'm late for work, thanks Dok.

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Save your energy and anger for Votes.Hit the GOP where it hurts most. Right in the Ballot Box.

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