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By your logic, they would be vetted by a corrupt government. Not sure that would help.

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omg. LOVE this! #DanceTheVote

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How can the GOP still be a legitimate political party? Don't they have to meet some kind of ethical standard???

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And that is a bad thing?

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I recently heard the claim that Just-In-Time reduces greenhouse gas emissions. I still don't get it.

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No. "Oldies" are the good old stuff. "Classic rock" is all the music that sucks.

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What about the bassman? BabaBAbababowbowbow.

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Maybe Concern Troll is concerned about the lack of dick jokes.

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ok. What's the difference between a stickup and a holdup?...........wait for it......about forty years! wakawakawaka

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Okay. Close enough. Still wasn't invented in Philly.

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Thank you! Not my first choice but he was top 5 in my book.

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I am still waiting for my ballot from these assholes. It is so bad my local election board told me if I don't get it today in the mail they will give me another one. I asked why my PA ballot is coming from Ohio and was told because it was cheaper. This has Pugs in Harrisburg hand all over it. These jerkoffs are pulling out all the stops to cheat this election.

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Ouch, burn. Texas liberals keep their knives sharp.

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Oh jeepers! Tetman Callis is going to sick the law on me.

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Not in any way. He's smart enough to vote for Democrats on his own.

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No. I'm not going to do that. You asked a question. I gave an answer.

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