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Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh honey. If he came back to Canada he'd be a shining star in our right-wing shit-muffin of a federal government. Dear Leader Stephen Harper would come fast and hard at the chance to have a fellow ideologue like Ted along for the ride.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Perhaps the anchor baby and his playmates would like to get their asses back to Washington and perhaps DO THEIR JOBS if they are not happy with what the "kenyan dictator" is doing...

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Wait a dag-blanged minute! Texas is an Ebola-afflicted nation, ain't it?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Little Whiny Willie won't Go home!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Unskew</i>, dontcha mean?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Ebola Isis anchor babies. Please keep up.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Honey, Ebola ain't just a river in the Congo. Know what I'm sayin'?

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Jared James's avatar

Waaaaaait, wait, wait a minute. Nobody's talking about interfering in the free market here. Tailgunner's just saying we need Boots on the Border, so alla them Meskin Muslins can't come here with their African diseases (Africa's in Mexico, right? or somewheres around there) and infectualize our airports and our cute Philippino nurses.

Also, the CDC is totally a <a href="http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2011\/jul\/11\/cia-fake-vaccinations-osama-bin-ladens-dna" target="_blank">conspiracy to collect DNA and distribute mind control drugs</a> and we should shut that whole thing down. I heard it on the interwebs; it must be true.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I am beginning to think Harvard is a bit overrated.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

No wonder Canada threw him out.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I know Ted's trying to tell us something, but I don't speak "little bitch".

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

“And if the President will not act, if he will not lead, then Congress should immediately reconvene…”

Like those lazy parasites want to go back to DC on their break, I bet he doesn’t have any friends in Congress either.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Punchable is what I calls him.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Ted, just a helpful fact when your pontificating: The actual name of the agency is the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Your little furlough even last year is one of the primary reasons the CDC is not responding at a faster rate.

Go fuck yourself you anchor baby.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

To be fair, "Ebola Czar" doesn't sound nearly as good as "End Times Porn Baron"

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

"Bombing. What about bombing? Can't we just bomb the Ebolas? This President is just weak..."

--Senator McCain [R - Bombay]

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