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Capitalism Rocks!

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Ellie still exists in 2023's avatar

I suspect that is a factor.

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Tents around the Metro Court today. Court dates pushed back 3 months.

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Bulldozers work too. That's what we used in Nam.

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Pynchon fan?

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Yep.

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China even more so.

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I would NEVER let him wax my car.

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You're quite literate, Eggs. I suspect our libraries are somewhat similar.

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And Pilzen. The ones with the polka-dots.

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In the words of Bender B. Rodriguez, "We're boned".

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Qumis. It's really good. The clear part is nicely alcoholic and has a taste reminiscent of horehound. Can't find mare's milk? Cow's milk with added sugar works just as well.

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I think the only thing that would disinfect that shithole is the fires of hell.

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Because illiterates?

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When he was still a frozen alien carrot?

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And pilsner in a tall glass.

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