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Of course, N. Syria has to be cleaned out for Turkey to take over...... just like Palestinians have to be cleaned out for Israel to have all.the land. And Trump (speaking for the USA) approves of both...... which require genocide BTW. We have become such a fine inhumane country. Sorry Kurds, Palestinians, Iraqis, Afghans, Somalians, Mexicans, Guatemalans, Hondurans, Venezuelans, Native Americans, etc., etc. Please don't be offended. Nothing personal. Just Art of the Deal type stuff. All Billionaire Business...... Wall Street folks survival.

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No, but Trump will give the first 35 miles to South Korea to Kim Un as a dowry.

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That too!!

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the fuck did we get here?

(yes i know how we got here. existential crisis).

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You know what? We deserve any future ISIS attacks. We do. Fuck this. I hope the Kurds join ISIS.

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Donnie is running out of friends ...

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And with that, Putin unfurls his Mission Accomplished banner.

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When does it happen that this crap is too stupid for even Dolt 45's sycophants to believe? Asking for a friend.

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A lot of this is at least rational with regard to the mutual interests of Turkey and Syria, but it's not going to work as long as Turkish forces are beyond their own borders. Barring a withdrawal, it's just going to be a slap-fight.

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Good point. Records mean nothing if nobody looks at them.

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Again, we can't forget #2: Blame Obama.

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"Springtime for ISIS and Erdogan" fits the meter nicely.

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I'm hoping Trump gives Texas and Florida to Russia, so the rest of the country can vote him out of office and not have to live under this ridiculously embarrassing moron much longer.

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Mmmmmmm… tempura.

Oh – sorry.

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Who cares what the leader of Turkey says about Trump? His followers sure don't. If it didn't come out of Trump's mouth/thumbs, it's not true or relevant. And if it came out of Trump's mouth/thumbs, but becomes a liability, then HE NEVER SAID IT #FAKENEWS.

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So now the USA is literally part of the axis of evil. Trump now feels he's a "friend" to dictator Erdogan. I suppose we'll be nuking South Korea next.

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