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I love the term "asymptotically." Used to collab/hang out with some dudes who had an electronic music project called "Asymptote."

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Any road in Miami-Dade or Broward Counties FL

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from what I have read they are randomly assigned, so who knows?

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I lost $5 to a variant back in 1967. The guy was so good, he ended being featured in The Village Voice and pursued by talent scouts.

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Brutal . Gee, I hope he sees it.

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I got hit up three times by a woman working the East Side. She only fooled me the first time. I ignored her the second time around, and she got pretty huffy when I told her, "You must have really bad luck ... this is the third time!"

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During the 1980s in Miami, it was common to see drug lawyers' offices with piles of plastic wrapped bills sorted by denomination. I always figured the cartels had efficient back rooms.

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UF's Law School shared faculty with NYU tax dept. probably the most respected in the country.

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And of course Dan Patrick, telling his elders to die for the economy;

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But do they jerk off to it?

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Why, exactly, do we have sports mascots? Medias reports of local high school games, as well as television broadcasts of college and professional events, hardly ever reference the mascots, and, when they do, they're usually referring to the fans.

When Monday Night Football shows a game between Cleveland and Pittsburgh, the little scoreboard graphic on the screen doesn't say Browns and Steelers, it says Cleveland and Pittsburgh.

Seems like a whole lot of grief could be alleviated if we just got rid of sports mascots completely. The worst the fans suffer is the loss of a line of bobbleheads.

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Looks like a uni. Let's see your Bimini Twist and Albright Special

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The N word will be his October Surprise. His fans have been waiting for it since 2015 when he came down that elevator.

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What's the problem. Isn't that what all window pulls look like?

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I read the report but saw excerpts. Wasn't Utah the biggest consumer of gay port?

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