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goCatgo's avatar

Trump visits landowners where proposed wall to be built. Camera crews follow.,

"Nice to meet ya folks! I heard you voted for me!""Yeah. We did. (sighs)""You're gonna be very happy the wall is gonna keep all the rapists and murderers out!""We don't get that here. Just a few folks passing thru on the south side once in a while. But they don't stay, they go on north. We didn't vote for you for a wall.""So you must be poorly educated, right ?""Nope. I went to A&M and my wife went to Austin.""So you're economically distressed?""No. I graze on 400 acres, and my wife teaches at UTEP.""So why did you vote for me?"" I'm ashamed to admit it, but we wanted to pay less taxes.""So I gave you a big tax cut !" "We're not rich. You took away our state deductions. We actually pay more now.""You're 'state what' ?""A wall built here would make our land virtually worthless." " Hey, come back! Lemme asplain the wall to you !""See you in court motherfucker.""Hey !! Turn off those cameras ! You didn't tape that did you ?!"

goCatgo's avatar

I have heard such rumblings.

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

No silly sausage...they make it back by taxing the 0.75% interest you EARN on your checking account. Oh you poor people who don’t understand the intricacies of macroeconomic theory...

satch's avatar

This would have made for a much shorter and more entertaining speech:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Querolous's avatar

How do Rogaine and Viagra fit into this mix?

Querolous's avatar

Those are leftover chips from his casinos.

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My sister is a nurse. She watched cheeto last night on a large screen television and noticed how messed up is eyes are. The right was almost completely closed and the left eye pupil was dilated. She also said that he appeared to stop breathing at times, struggling to do it sometimes. And the sniffing, of course. All in all, sounds like the wheels are falling off.

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Damn, and me stuck with this tv that only gets one channel!

Hiss's avatar

One cherishes hope.

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Teeming with MAGAts.

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Be kind to snakes.

javadavis's avatar

Thanks a lot. Now I'm compelled to go look for myself. Not your fault, I understand... Edit to add - couldn't get through much of this thing. (read the WaPo list of lies already, so did my duty?) However - what is that display on the left of the screen? It looks like he got hold of the Rango turtle box of badges. The one that is three from the left and one level down even looks like the very badge that the turtle gave Rango to set him up as a fall guy.

Hiss's avatar

God, that was a stupid movie! Every single Egyptological (?oid) feature was wrong. A perfect zero.

Hiss's avatar

Animals! Predatory animals, I tell ya!