1: Be a white male.2: Be gifted with an endless series of opportunities from your father and his friends.3: Fail in all the tasks. 4: Be gifted with a "Stay Out Of War, Free" from your father and his friends.5: Run for office as the "Joke" candidate.6: Narrowly lose the election.7: Be gifted with the presidency by friends of your father and/or obsolete rules.
Note that multiple recent presidents have used this method of "Getting the gig".
https://timedotcom.files.wo... This guy managed to get off one mistress long enough to find his pants and STOP AN ALL-OUT NUCLEAR WAR WITH THE SOVIET UNION! Then he went home to dinner with his wife!
I would have ended that sentence earlier.
His wife, the classiest first lady in history, who wouldn't be caught dead in a "I Don't Really Care, Do You" jacket.
He considers the presidency as an opportunity to gain personal wealth. Nothing more.
I think I could only manage #5.
"How do I get this gig?"
1: Be a white male.2: Be gifted with an endless series of opportunities from your father and his friends.3: Fail in all the tasks. 4: Be gifted with a "Stay Out Of War, Free" from your father and his friends.5: Run for office as the "Joke" candidate.6: Narrowly lose the election.7: Be gifted with the presidency by friends of your father and/or obsolete rules.
Note that multiple recent presidents have used this method of "Getting the gig".
Unwilling pussy.
He's got Marty Feldman eyes (well, before the Graves disease started affecting his extraocular muscles)
(Oh PLEEZ, OH PLEEZ...)
https://youtu.be/KkGTB8ESMCM
and had mistresses FROM A F*CKING WHEELCHAIR!oh, wait (that was really snark )
Yeah, too bad he's not like Joshiah Edward Bartlet. Now THERE was a teevee president.
Still good! 👀👀👀👀😊
It seems like golfing is the least harmful act Trump does.
https://timedotcom.files.wo... This guy managed to get off one mistress long enough to find his pants and STOP AN ALL-OUT NUCLEAR WAR WITH THE SOVIET UNION! Then he went home to dinner with his wife!
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Just the cats and dogs.