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Tweets and speeches by his opponent's supporters are going to continue to cause Drumpf to throw tantrums (the Mrs calls them trumpertrums) and be the derpy a$$hole he has always been. In the meantime Sect'y Clinton is doing her stump speeches and debate prep. In the meantime, I am going to buy more popcorn futures.

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They've ratfucked themselves. Ratmasturbated?

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I think I should know betrter than get into a pissing contest with someone who talks about acting "superior" to others while making an egregious generalization about other posters here.

You might want to revisit your understanding of the "One True Scotsman" fallacy, too....

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God, who would they choose. The ground would completely shift under our feet. Although right now I think we may be lost in the upside down.

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Nonsense! You just weren't doing enough drugs to properly appreciate them.

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Good thing we don't give Presidential candidates the nuclear football before the election, eh wot?

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Ryan might be a pussy but at least he lifts, bro.

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And they did it to themselves, all by themselves.

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I agree that he will not drop out for the reasons you mentioned, but for additional reasons, too. He's a raging narcissist, he wants to be the biggest boss in the history of boss-dom, or he wants to be king, it's an item on his bucket list, and it would be the ultimate advertisement of his brand.

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Obama gives fewer fucks than Janice from accounting.

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And an awesome yacht with hot and cold running water to each and every private cabin.

Funny how Europeans forgot how running water worked when they adopted the christer cult.

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Why? It's all the truth?

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All he has to do is look in the mirror to find out.

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Are you kidding? That will only make the xenophobic conservaderps dig their heels in even deeper.

A smarty pants? About anything not USA? That's only an even bigger sign of what a traitor Killary is!

This is really how these morans think.

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