Some Presidents get shoes thrown at them. Some get salmon jizz thrown on their shoes Barack Obama visited the Alaskan fishing village of Dillingham Wednesday, where he sampled some salmon jerky, talked to the residents about climate change, and met an amorous salmon which jizzed all over his mukluks. The fish's negligent discharge occurred while the president was getting a look at the villagers' traditional fishing methods; after holding up one fine specimen that he pronounced "a nice-looking fish right there," Obama was invited to grab a second fish, which had apparently been waiting for this moment since the 2008 primaries. With one mighty Piscean ejaculation, the salmon instantly supplanted the
He is the very same goon. Trump's closest friend & bodyguard. You know, the one he claimed he didn't know when he threw Jorge out of the press conference. He's been with him for years.
Walleye thought it was funny.
He supposedly asked for a knife to filet it, but no one had one.
Holy crap! That definitely looks like the same goon that ejected Jorge Ramos; somewhere I read he's ex-NYPD.
Fuck, so much for freedom to peacefully assemble.
Did anyone check the fish's birth certificate!?!?!?!?
Appropriate for any Alaska post really...
On a public street.
He is the very same goon. Trump's closest friend & bodyguard. You know, the one he claimed he didn't know when he threw Jorge out of the press conference. He's been with him for years.
It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
Yes, using the same undocumented workers Trump"loves" to hire because - cheap labor.
Not this one - ex-NYPD goon.
Hey, you edited your comment! The other one was funnier;-)
He's. Just. That. Handsome.
Simple.
He's gay.
What would Kim Davis do?
If I were a fish, i’d soooo be that fish.