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Sheesh. No soup either.

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Thanks, Obama.

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Close enough. Except Hitler was wounded, not a deserter.

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Somebody had to write the most overrated novel.

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"...a chance to be honest with ourselves and one another about our shortcomings."

NOBAMA'S GONNA ADMIT HE DON'T HAVE NO LONG FORM BIRFF CERTIFIKUT!!!1!!!!

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Ronald Reagan?

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Wohl spielt.

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The septic tank?

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... all of the Popes and most of the ruling nobility over the centuries (up to today) because they were they only ones who could afford to patronize and subsidize it?

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JD Salinger?

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What's the angle on the "easy" part? Not the usual track for any religious atonement ritual, regardless of faith. I'm thinking there's a semantic thing I'm missing....

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Future CEO of Hassenpfeffer Incorporated!

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Colonel Klink! Why hast thou abandoned me?

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Someone will need to explain to me where this all falls with the War on Christmas. I mean, are we allowed to say Happy Holidays for this, or will we get in trouble?

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here's your lampshade sir...

(I'll show myself out)

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