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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Close enough. Except Hitler was wounded, not a deserter.

lesterthegiantape's avatar

Somebody had to write the most overrated novel.

chicken thief's avatar

"...a chance to be honest with ourselves and one another about our shortcomings."

NOBAMA'S GONNA ADMIT HE DON'T HAVE NO LONG FORM BIRFF CERTIFIKUT!!!1!!!!

BackDoorMan's avatar

... all of the Popes and most of the ruling nobility over the centuries (up to today) because they were they only ones who could afford to patronize and subsidize it?

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

What's the angle on the "easy" part? Not the usual track for any religious atonement ritual, regardless of faith. I'm thinking there's a semantic thing I'm missing....

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Future CEO of Hassenpfeffer Incorporated!

H0mer0's avatar

Colonel Klink! Why hast thou abandoned me?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Someone will need to explain to me where this all falls with the War on Christmas. I mean, are we allowed to say Happy Holidays for this, or will we get in trouble?

H0mer0's avatar

here's your lampshade sir...

(I'll show myself out)