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He should have created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat! With a Triple Dog Dare!

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Jesus H Christ, Barry. Why didn't those testicles drop BEFORE the mid-terms?

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Dear President Obama,

Please issue an Executive Order banning the eating of faeces. I look forward to the Civil Disobedience.

Love

A Brit.

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Will the Republicans choose the Physical Challenge instead?

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YOU POISONED THE WELL! Now we can't do ANY governing whatsoever, you big jerk! We totally were going to start governing, like, in the next couple minutes, and then YOU had to go and ruin it. Well, I hope you're happy!

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What is hilarious is that Perry might actually go to jail during this.

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and it worked wonders...

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Andy Williams libul!!1!

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About time he stops fucking around with their dumbasses!!!! Inpeach ha ha fuck you!!!

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