It is the middle of a Wednesday, so our President wants to hang out on Twitter and connect with the Youths, who used to look to him, wide-eyed and full of that thing called “Hope.” Now that Hope has been murdered and buried at sea with bin Laden, it is important that Barack Obama remind everyone that he is the president of the Rebecca Black meme generation, because he can use a phone to write things, about how he is a
I propose adding some public humiliation from out of discarded history, such as being pelted with Pet Rocks, or having to sing Pac Man Fever into Mister Microphone.
Thank God it's only Twitter, or else we might be witnessing Obama "breaking level 60 in World of Warcraft LIVE", or something.
With all the dumbz being filtered out, what are the chances that Obama will get a question to answer?
i would not mind a tweet of barry's undies with barry in them.
I propose adding some public humiliation from out of discarded history, such as being pelted with Pet Rocks, or having to sing Pac Man Fever into Mister Microphone.
Thank God it's only Twitter, or else we might be witnessing Obama "breaking level 60 in World of Warcraft LIVE", or something.