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<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=FVFgJ19GmV0" target="_blank">This is my favorite* company weasel.</a>

*and by favorite, I mean most shit-sucking weasel.

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Regulators are like an albatross around our necks.

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the slime of the ancient mariner

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let them drink <a href="http:\/\/aattp.org\/exclusive-wife-of-ceo-whose-company-poisoned-wv-water-plays-the-victim-while-enjoying-lavish-lifestyle\/" target="_blank">cake</a>

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Was this company named by Frank Luntz or by Satan?

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. . . into the ground.

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Freedom Industries is just other words for nothing left to drink.

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First they came for our <i>Freedom</i>, but I was not a psychopathic lying bastard polluter, so I said nothing.

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"Freedom Industries"? "Mr. Southern"?

Tell me you're making this up.

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Well, I'm sure they've learned their lesson about teabaggy policies that let corporations police themselves.

Nah, just kidding. There is no hope for the stupid.

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“an extremely hard day”

Translation: annual bonus threatened

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water water everywhere nor any drop to drink

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The wisdom of the market will provide...

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I'd go with the Skull Fucking Dog, it's gonna be a long week

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