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Vienna Woods's avatar

<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=FVFgJ19GmV0" target="_blank">This is my favorite* company weasel.</a>

*and by favorite, I mean most shit-sucking weasel.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Regulators are like an albatross around our necks.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the slime of the ancient mariner

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

let them drink <a href="http:\/\/aattp.org\/exclusive-wife-of-ceo-whose-company-poisoned-wv-water-plays-the-victim-while-enjoying-lavish-lifestyle\/" target="_blank">cake</a>

diogenez's avatar

Was this company named by Frank Luntz or by Satan?

chascates's avatar

. . . into the ground.

PubOption's avatar

Freedom Industries is just other words for nothing left to drink.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

First they came for our <i>Freedom</i>, but I was not a psychopathic lying bastard polluter, so I said nothing.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Freedom Industries"? "Mr. Southern"?

Tell me you're making this up.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Well, I'm sure they've learned their lesson about teabaggy policies that let corporations police themselves.

Nah, just kidding. There is no hope for the stupid.

diogenez's avatar

“an extremely hard day”

Translation: annual bonus threatened

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

water water everywhere nor any drop to drink

diogenez's avatar

The wisdom of the market will provide...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'd go with the Skull Fucking Dog, it's gonna be a long week