This beleaguered distinguished gentleman is Gary Southern, President of Freedom Industries, the company that spilled all that yummy 4-Methylcyclohexane Methanol (MCHM) into West Virginia's Elk River. He was having a really rough day Friday and didn't care who knew about his troubles. Here he is delicately dodging reporters' questions, while drinking bottled water and generally being almost as oily as BP chief Tony Hayward, who just
let them drink <a href="http:\/\/aattp.org\/exclusive-wife-of-ceo-whose-company-poisoned-wv-water-plays-the-victim-while-enjoying-lavish-lifestyle\/" target="_blank">cake</a>
<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=FVFgJ19GmV0" target="_blank">This is my favorite* company weasel.</a>
*and by favorite, I mean most shit-sucking weasel.
Regulators are like an albatross around our necks.
the slime of the ancient mariner
let them drink <a href="http:\/\/aattp.org\/exclusive-wife-of-ceo-whose-company-poisoned-wv-water-plays-the-victim-while-enjoying-lavish-lifestyle\/" target="_blank">cake</a>
Was this company named by Frank Luntz or by Satan?
yes
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. . . into the ground.
Freedom Industries is just other words for nothing left to drink.
First they came for our <i>Freedom</i>, but I was not a psychopathic lying bastard polluter, so I said nothing.
&quot;Freedom Industries&quot;? &quot;Mr. Southern&quot;?
Tell me you&#039;re making this up.
Well, I&#039;m sure they&#039;ve learned their lesson about teabaggy policies that let corporations police themselves.
Nah, just kidding. There is no hope for the stupid.
&ldquo;an extremely hard day&rdquo;
Translation: annual bonus threatened
water water everywhere nor any drop to drink
The wisdom of the market will provide...
I&#039;d go with the Skull Fucking Dog, it&#039;s gonna be a long week