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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

If you have a smart ass and wear smarty pants, do they collaborate?

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I think the word you're looking for is 'collude.'

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Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

It was his welcome home tweet.

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

You forgot the Heartbreak of Psoriasis!!1!

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FauxAntocles's avatar

"Surveilled"? Who wrote this for him?

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AJ Milne's avatar

Re this upcoming meeting: President Felonious Skunk likely to bitch about Rosenstein humouring his dictatorial impulses with whatever, Generalissimo Tacky, we're all over that...

I feel like something's broken, here, that the process is: he _demands_ an investigation into his political rivals on nothing more than his vindictiveness and need to feed this bullshit fantasy he's concocting for his base, and Rosenstein and co have to say yeah, really, no, not the way it works. And the upshot of that may have to be: resignations, then mass protests...

... it just seems messy. Feel like there should be some kinda rule, for anything this brazen. You make a demand like Trump's, you're just out on your ass. Instant-like. The Secret Service raises their eyebrows, and hauls him from the building. Call it the dictator clause.

This being the real world, and realizing, in general, putting that kinda power in the hands of the security services hasn't really served nations well:

Hey. Congress?

_Again_, I gotta say:

Do. Your. Fucking. Jobs.

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JerAmerica's avatar

I hereby demand that Wonkette keeps kicking ass!I hereby demand a high five!

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

I hereby demand a very large glass of an adult beverage.

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Horrible Pourable's avatar

That seems wise.

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Bad Scooter's avatar

psssst ... Donald ... your authoritarianism is showing. here, let us fix that for you.

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Bad Scooter's avatar

we hereby demand it

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george lastrapes's avatar

Also, OT though it be, my name for Ann Coulter: the Couthless Runt.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

It's so dumb I can't even imagine them saying it.

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javadavis's avatar

“The day that we can’t protect human sources is the day the American people start becoming less safe,” Wray told members of the Senate Appropriations Committee.So, July sometime 2003?https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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Ghoti theLinguist's avatar

Lay down, lay down, let it all down...

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Ghoti theLinguist's avatar

Agreed. Love avocados.

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